Bad and Worse News

Date: 11-11-2010 5:03 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Baruda
- at 11-11-2010 05:03 PM (14 years ago)
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A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- florish4love at 11-11-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago)
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wey mean say
it is than 24 hours

ehehehe

e no easy to die
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 11-11-2010 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
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no be you say you go love me still we die?
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 11-11-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago)
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josahia lawson love, nice post
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 11-11-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: josiahlawson on 11-11-2010 05:10 PM
no be you say you go love me still we die?

wetin concern love for here now?
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 11-11-2010 05:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Josiah take time
as my hubby no dey fine he bad oooo
he no go take am easy with you at all
so
be warned
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 11-11-2010 05:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 11-11-2010 05:14 PM
Quote from: josiahlawson on 11-11-2010 05:10 PM
no be you say you go love me still we die?

wetin concern love for here now?
i over tire 4 the lover boy.
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 11-11-2010 05:24 PM (14 years ago)
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terry the guy name na lovina?
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 11-11-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago)
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terry world go sleep leave me with florish as i see that her guy
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 11-11-2010 05:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: josiahlawson on 11-11-2010 05:26 PM
terry world go sleep leave me with florish as i see that her guy



josiah, wetin you mean florish, u want make i divorce uu
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 11-11-2010 05:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 11-11-2010 05:24 PM
terry the guy name na lovina?
hehehehe.and dey born the guy on valentine day
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 11-11-2010 05:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Josiah take time oooo
Quote from: terryworld on 11-11-2010 05:30 PM
Quote from: solid_solid on 11-11-2010 05:24 PM
terry the guy name na lovina?
hehehehe.and dey born the guy on valentine day
i no get ur time
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 11-11-2010 07:45 PM (14 years ago)
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network busy
Posted: at 11-11-2010 07:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dorro at 11-11-2010 07:52 PM (14 years ago)
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i no easy
Posted: at 11-11-2010 07:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 11-11-2010 09:08 PM (14 years ago)
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p4
Posted: at 11-11-2010 09:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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