The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with their pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent Ekaette (the maid) home for the weekend, and didn't inform the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me my dear, my stomach," and disappeared towards the bathroom. The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed. She barely had time to switch the lights off when "he" came in silently, He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his willy, and got on top of her. When he finished his business and still panting, the wife said " You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you!!" and switched on the light. "No madam, said the gardener. Madam fainted!
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 12-11-2010 05:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 12-11-2010 05:41 PM (13 years ago) (m)
heheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. na wetin good for the woman be dat.
Posted: at 12-11-2010 05:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
terryworld at 13-11-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: omoyemmmy on 13-11-2010 11:43 AM
an old had a low battery on his phone and and he said to his son, oh my phone is dead!some minutes later the boy dig a hole and put the phone in it,then the old man asked,y are you burying my phone? d boy replied:-but u said your phone is dead!
bia,wetin be dis?don't u knw hw to post joke?why u post ur joke on somebody's joke?ansa the 3 questions or.....
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 13-11-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
marthosky at 13-11-2010 01:49 PM (13 years ago) (m)
women too dey suspect their husband most especially if they get calabar maid becausev the believe say they sabi mathematics topic wey dem dsey call sexmetricals
Posted: at 13-11-2010 01:49 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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