The Goodnight Kiss

Date: 21-11-2010 12:14 pm (13 years ago) | Author: margareth
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- at 21-11-2010 12:14 PM (13 years ago)
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.

They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"

Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"

Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can't"

Him: "I beg you... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom.."

Posted: at 21-11-2010 12:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- rexi at 21-11-2010 12:27 PM (13 years ago)
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lol, nice1

Posted: at 21-11-2010 12:27 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 12:54 PM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 21-11-2010 12:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 21-11-2010 01:30 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 21-11-2010 01:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 05:34 PM (13 years ago)
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still funny Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2010 05:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 21-11-2010 06:17 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmm

pb4
Posted: at 21-11-2010 06:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Square4u at 21-11-2010 06:37 PM (13 years ago)
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I no fit laugh oooo




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Posted: at 21-11-2010 06:37 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 21-11-2010 10:22 PM (13 years ago)
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ok we don hear


@square4u, wetin be all this one wey u dey post 4 here now?
huh
Posted: at 21-11-2010 10:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 10:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Square4u on 21-11-2010 06:37 PM
I no fit laugh oooo




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why all this???.... yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Posted: at 21-11-2010 10:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 22-11-2010 01:44 AM (13 years ago)
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abeg help me ask am again ohhhhh
lol
Posted: at 22-11-2010 01:44 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-11-2010 12:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 22-11-2010 12:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Square4u on 21-11-2010 06:37 PM
I no fit laugh oooo




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GUY U SURE SAY U DON TAKE UR MORNING DRUG?
Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 22-11-2010 09:44 PM (13 years ago)
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yep, ee be like say him take the wrong drugs
 Grin
Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:44 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 22-11-2010 09:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 22-11-2010 09:44 PM
yep, ee be like say him take the wrong drugs
 Grin

nnnnnnnnnnoooooooo! he run away from mental hospital Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 22-11-2010 09:54 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 22-11-2010 10:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 22-11-2010 09:54 PM
Grin Grin

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Posted: at 22-11-2010 10:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jonesblack at 22-11-2010 10:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 21-11-2010 01:30 PM
posted b4
l@@k ur mouth poster b4..... is FUNNY AGAIN!
Posted: at 22-11-2010 10:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 22-11-2010 10:59 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-11-2010 10:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 23-11-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-11-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 23-11-2010 11:09 AM (13 years ago)
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I don laff tire
Posted: at 23-11-2010 11:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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