Doing It In The Dark

Date: 21-11-2010 12:18 pm (11 years ago) | Author: margareth
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- at 21-11-2010 12:18 PM (11 years ago)
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Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark.

Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand.

"Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed.

"Honey, let me explain…." he pleaded.

"You sneaky swine!" she screamed. "You impotent Son of a Bitch!"

"Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected,
"Perhaps you'd care to explain our two children!!"

Posted: at 21-11-2010 12:18 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 12:57 PM (11 years ago)
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u try Grin

Posted: at 21-11-2010 12:57 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 21-11-2010 01:26 PM (11 years ago)
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post so many times here..even last week..
Posted: at 21-11-2010 01:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 05:36 PM (11 years ago)
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poster try more Grin

Posted: at 21-11-2010 05:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 21-11-2010 05:55 PM (11 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaaaa

na remix u try jare
Posted: at 21-11-2010 05:55 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Square4u at 21-11-2010 06:45 PM (11 years ago)
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U have the spirit of creativity

Meet master dinho to Get all the tweaks for all applications now  at  www.iczub.tk
Posted: at 21-11-2010 06:45 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 21-11-2010 10:18 PM (11 years ago)
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so u mean say the cucumber na him give the woman belle

u go fear cucumber wey get sperm
hahaaa

Posted: at 21-11-2010 10:18 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 10:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 21-11-2010 05:55 PM
haaaaaaaaaaa

na remix u try jare

we know,,,,,,, Roll Eyes

Posted: at 21-11-2010 10:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 21-11-2010 11:35 PM (11 years ago)
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over posted

Posted: at 21-11-2010 11:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 11:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 21-11-2010 11:35 PM
over posted

we still know Cheesy

Posted: at 21-11-2010 11:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 21-11-2010 11:41 PM (11 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 21-11-2010 11:41 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 11:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 21-11-2010 11:41 PM
ok
Grin
thanks  Grin

Posted: at 21-11-2010 11:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 22-11-2010 01:54 AM (11 years ago)
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tanks for what?
 Angry

Posted: at 22-11-2010 01:54 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Priceless-jewel at 22-11-2010 04:15 AM (11 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 22-11-2010 04:15 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 22-11-2010 08:28 AM (11 years ago)
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costant posting

Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:28 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-11-2010 11:52 AM (11 years ago)
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Just passing by........
Posted: at 22-11-2010 11:52 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 22-11-2010 12:07 PM (11 years ago)
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to where?
Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Renewed at 22-11-2010 12:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Good one.

Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:09 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-11-2010 12:10 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 22-11-2010 12:13 PM (11 years ago)
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OKECHUKWU
Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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