Th3 PrIEsT CoCk

Date: 21-11-2010 2:35 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Green Genius for Life
- at 21-11-2010 02:35 PM (13 years ago)
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The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, ‘Has anybody got a cock?

All the men stood up.

‘No, no,’ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?’

All the women stood up.

‘No, no,’ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’ t belong to them?’

Half the women stood up.

‘No, no,’ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?’

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.

Posted: at 21-11-2010 02:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 21-11-2010 02:37 PM (13 years ago)
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over post b4
Posted: at 21-11-2010 02:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 05:32 PM (13 years ago)
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i read this joke when i was 2years old Grin Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 21-11-2010 05:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 21-11-2010 10:25 PM (13 years ago)
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a little funny anyway

u try

Posted: at 21-11-2010 10:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-11-2010 12:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 21-11-2010 05:32 PM
i read this joke when i was 2years old Grin Huh? Huh?
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Chiee.....9japal. Grin
Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 22-11-2010 02:50 PM (13 years ago)
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@ poster, u try. lets encourage him
Posted: at 22-11-2010 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- josiahlawson at 22-11-2010 02:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Why you too de copy copy,

weldone i think its bad for adict to copy leave it for newbie
Posted: at 22-11-2010 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-11-2010 03:07 PM (13 years ago)
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i.c
Posted: at 22-11-2010 03:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 22-11-2010 03:23 PM (13 years ago)
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posted 19999999999 times
Posted: at 22-11-2010 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 22-11-2010 03:27 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 22-11-2010 03:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 22-11-2010 05:35 PM (13 years ago)
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still funny though
Posted: at 22-11-2010 05:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 22-11-2010 07:06 PM (13 years ago)
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its da remix
Posted: at 22-11-2010 07:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 22-11-2010 07:26 PM (13 years ago)
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remix Grin
Posted: at 22-11-2010 07:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-11-2010 07:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on 22-11-2010 03:23 PM
posted 19999999999 times
hehehe welcome back

Posted: at 22-11-2010 07:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 22-11-2010 09:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 22-11-2010 07:06 PM
its da remix

who u the ask?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??

Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abiscolee at 23-11-2010 03:34 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehehe
Posted: at 23-11-2010 03:34 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Selu at 23-11-2010 05:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Yes posted b4 but the last response to the question neva stop amusing me.
Posted: at 23-11-2010 05:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 23-11-2010 05:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Selu on 23-11-2010 05:24 PM
Yes posted b4 but the last response to the question neva stop amusing me.
ok

Posted: at 23-11-2010 05:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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