7 signs to dictate fake relationships

He doesn’t want to move in with you
Some fake relationships last for several blissful, if ultimately pointless, years but their make-or-break moment often
arrives when someone suggests sharing a place. Many men are happy to stay in a fake relationship for ages providing
they have a quick and easy get-out clause – but there’s nothing quick or easy about lugging a box of ‘Sopranos’
DVDs and an acoustic guitar down some stairs and into a removal van while a woman shouts at you. 

He still goes out with his mates a lot
Guys will always go out with their mates but it’s reasonable to expect that when they’re in a serious relationship,
they’ll do it less. So if he’s regularly coming home in the early hours smelling of Heneken and star, maybe he
doesn’t take the relationship very seriously.

When he goes out with his mates, he never invites you
There are two reasons that men have a “lads’ night out”: a) to pull girls or b) to talk about girls. So even if
you’re confident he isn’t out chasing other women, there’s still some reason he wants you out of the picture. Most
likely, he wants to discuss stuff with his mates that he would never tell you.

He doesn’t want to change his Facebook status
Some guys would be prepared to proclaim their devotion to you anywhere... except Facebook.  That’s because you’re
not just telling a few close friends you’re unavailable, but virtually everyone you know; exes, colleagues, hot
girls you added after meeting them once, even parents (see above). I have a friend who - after being nagged by his
fake relationship girlfriend to change his status - spent several hours editing his settings so that when she looked
at his profile he would be ‘in a relationship’ but when anyone else viewed it he’d be listed as ‘single’. (Yes, you
can do that.)

He’s uncomfortable with the term ‘boyfriend’
Sometimes men get into fake relationships by accident. They like to start off thinking they’re in a kind of undefined
segxwal friendship but somewhere along the way they are compelled – or forced – to make things ‘official’. But it
doesn’t mean this was ever their intention, or desire, and he may remain uneasy with it.

He has an aversion to planning ahead
Fake relationships are fragile and can end at any point, so their male protagonists can be reluctant to nail down
future events too far in advance. If he’s desperate to see you next week but glazes over whenever you mention going
to ABUJA, CALABAR, LONDON ETC on holiday next summer, perhaps he doesn’t fancy the long haul in more ways than one.


Despite agreeing with this view, but it is too simple to scan fake relationship.What of excusing you to pick some
call, quickly want you to leave after sex, password is phone and writing name with codes etc.....