Nigerians in Heaven

Date: 31-10-2008 12:19 am (15 years ago) | Author: Tipsey Tips
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The Angel Gabriel came to the lord looking very
distraught." I have to talk to you. I have some
Nigerians up here in heaven who are causing serious
problems."

Gabriel described how the Nigerians swing on the
pearly gates, have spilled Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup
all over the angels' robes, and scattered Isi-ewu, cow
feet and Bokoto bones over the streets of gold. The
angel said wings are missing, the stairway
leading to heaven is littered with empty beer bottles
and many Nigerians refuse to wear halos, saying they
don't fit with their hairstyles.

The Lord said," I made them special, as I did you, my
angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you
really want to know about problems, let's call the
Devil."The Devil answered the phone," Hello? What
the...! hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the
phone and said," Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"

The lord replied," Tell me what kind of problems you
are having down there."The Devil said, "Wait a
minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5minutes he
returned to the phone, and said"Okay, I'm back. What
was the question?"

The Lord asked again, "What kind of problems are you
having down there? "The Devil said, "Man, I don't
belieeee .. hold on, Lord. " This time the Devil was
gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't
talk right now. These Nigerians bribed my guards to
put out the fire, and are now trying to install air
conditioning! "



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After I read am, I laugh tire so I say mek I share am to ma people! Bless

Posted: at 31-10-2008 12:19 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- rezimero at 31-10-2008 12:25 AM (15 years ago)
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somebody do post am b4. so it's not new here!!!
Posted: at 31-10-2008 12:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 31-10-2008 02:06 PM (15 years ago)
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where u get this joke, rezimero u dey steal joke abi i go go expose this secrete. Abeg mr writer na this guy post this joke first but can you tell me where you get the Joke or u self ur head dey shake?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??? ;Wink
Posted: at 31-10-2008 02:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 19-11-2008 02:24 AM (15 years ago)
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cooland funny. Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool whether posted  2 grand times Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-11-2008 02:24 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 080575 at 21-01-2012 11:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmm I support let there b airconditioer n hell jare
Posted: at 21-01-2012 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 22-01-2012 05:04 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 22-01-2012 05:04 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tmaxdon at 22-01-2012 04:47 PM (12 years ago)
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I never see am b4...u try..
Posted: at 22-01-2012 04:47 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 22-01-2012 11:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 22-01-2012 11:52 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 23-01-2012 11:27 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2012 11:27 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 23-01-2012 02:22 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 23-01-2012 02:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 23-01-2012 03:59 PM (12 years ago)
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sorry i forgot my keyboard i can't type Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-01-2012 03:59 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- thumble at 23-01-2012 05:03 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 23-01-2012 05:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jublow at 23-01-2012 05:08 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmm Cool
Posted: at 23-01-2012 05:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 24-01-2012 09:48 AM (12 years ago)
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still looking for my keyboard Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-01-2012 09:48 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 24-01-2012 10:07 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 24-01-2012 10:07 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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