Computer English

Date: 30-11-2010 1:37 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Baruda
- at 30-11-2010 01:37 PM (13 years ago)
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A Computer Gig was asked by his son

A little boy asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.

Your mum and I got together in a chat room at Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:

"You've got Male!"


The Boy replied: in that case I think Uncle Joe just installed an antivirus into mummy operating system..

How do you Know asked the Dad..

Boy: Mum was crying new program just installed

Posted: at 30-11-2010 01:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- sizzlingsofi at 30-11-2010 01:38 PM (13 years ago)
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SEEN B4
Posted: at 30-11-2010 01:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-11-2010 01:52 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-11-2010 01:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 30-11-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 30-11-2010 01:38 PM
SEEN B4
Grin Grin Grin
nne next time you say.... "PB4" okay? Grin
Posted: at 30-11-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 30-11-2010 01:54 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted b30
Posted: at 30-11-2010 01:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 30-11-2010 01:56 PM (13 years ago)
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yaap...
Posted: at 30-11-2010 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 30-11-2010 02:02 PM (13 years ago)
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u try jare me i neva see am
Posted: at 30-11-2010 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-11-2010 02:04 PM (13 years ago)
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i.c
Posted: at 30-11-2010 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sizzlingsofi at 30-11-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 30-11-2010 01:53 PM
Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 30-11-2010 01:38 PM
SEEN B4
Grin Grin Grin
nne next time you say.... "PB4" okay? Grin

I HAVE NT SEEN IT POSTED HERE B4 ...... BUT I HAVE SEEN THE JOKE B4............... SO, IF IT'S HERE I WOULD HAVE SAID PB4? OKAY  Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-11-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- scent_idol at 30-11-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 30-11-2010 02:02 PM
u try jare me i neva see am
me i like am too
Posted: at 30-11-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- florish4love at 30-11-2010 02:31 PM (13 years ago)
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re u sure???
Posted: at 30-11-2010 02:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-11-2010 02:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Ask am!
Posted: at 30-11-2010 02:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 30-11-2010 03:04 PM (13 years ago)
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9z
Posted: at 30-11-2010 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elton12 at 30-11-2010 03:12 PM (13 years ago)
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funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-11-2010 03:12 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 30-11-2010 11:56 PM (13 years ago)
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thats a good reformation,
u try jare
nothing do u
 Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-11-2010 11:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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