Glad to be drunk

Date: 01-12-2010 2:49 am (13 years ago) | Author: Yetty Ness
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- at 1-12-2010 02:49 AM (13 years ago)
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.

Posted: at 1-12-2010 02:49 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- 4kasibe247 at 1-12-2010 02:51 AM (13 years ago)
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see wetin drunkenness dey do Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2010 02:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mdfash at 1-12-2010 05:04 AM (13 years ago)
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nice!
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:04 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 1-12-2010 02:38 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 1-12-2010 02:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-12-2010 05:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:12 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 1-12-2010 05:13 PM (13 years ago)
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la lolo
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:13 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 1-12-2010 05:15 PM (13 years ago)
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which one be la lolo?


abi u don drink alomo mixed with otapiapia?
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:15 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 1-12-2010 05:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  1-12-2010 05:15 PM
which one be la lolo?


abi u don drink alomo mixed with otapiapia?

no na e dey kill mosquito well well wey i drink Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 1-12-2010 05:55 PM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- roughedge at 1-12-2010 06:01 PM (13 years ago)
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I LOVE THIS HONESTLY... I WAS EVEN THINKING THE SAME WHILE I WAS READING....
Posted: at 1-12-2010 06:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 1-12-2010 06:05 PM (13 years ago)
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lol nice one posater
Posted: at 1-12-2010 06:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-12-2010 06:43 PM (13 years ago)
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ok anoda lol.
Posted: at 1-12-2010 06:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 1-12-2010 07:01 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nice one
Posted: at 1-12-2010 07:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 1-12-2010 07:02 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-12-2010 07:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 1-12-2010 07:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Arab how u dey nah
Posted: at 1-12-2010 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-12-2010 11:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Fine Wink
Posted: at 2-12-2010 11:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 2-12-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago)
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nice post
Posted: at 2-12-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kasiemobi at 2-12-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 2-12-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-12-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Thx all!!
Posted: at 2-12-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 3-12-2010 02:12 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 3-12-2010 02:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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