Not able Nigerians

Date: 01-12-2010 3:11 am (13 years ago) | Author: Yetty Ness
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- at 1-12-2010 03:11 AM (13 years ago)
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A minister  by name Chief Suleiman received a letter which notified that he is invited to a forum of notable Nigerians.

On the day the meeting was held, chief suleiman did not attend it. The president later puts a query against him in the presence of
other ministers and the query goes;  ''Mr suleiman,why didnt you attend the forum of the notable Nigerians?''

Chief suleiman replied ''Mr president, this na wickedness, infact insult on my personality, upon say i dey work hard, day and

night, upon say i don help build many things for dis Naija, upon say i dey very rich,na em u na come conspire say make u na spoil my image by inviting me to that god forsaken forum of the ''not able Nigerians'', na God go punish all of u na one by one''.

Felt embarrassed, chief suleiman left angrily.

On further investigation about his education,it was found out that he took outside WAEC and bribed Lecturers to attain his certificates and got his well known uncle to attain for him the status of a minister.
He was later impeached from the house,his properties seized and he happily started the meeting of not able Nigerians.............

Posted: at 1-12-2010 03:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- mdfash at 1-12-2010 05:00 AM (13 years ago)
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not able j oke
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:00 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 1-12-2010 10:26 AM (13 years ago)
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newsline...................
Posted: at 1-12-2010 10:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 1-12-2010 10:37 AM (13 years ago)
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Not able posta, imma able so  im outa here.
Posted: at 1-12-2010 10:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 1-12-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-12-2010 10:26 AM
newsline...................
hahahahahahahaha....kris na u make me laff.o
Posted: at 1-12-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 1-12-2010 02:38 PM (13 years ago)
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not able joke for a newbie, but i give it to you
Posted: at 1-12-2010 02:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 1-12-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: josiahlawson on  1-12-2010 02:38 PM
not able joke for a newbie, but i give it to you

notable answer for an upcomer Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 1-12-2010 04:28 PM (13 years ago)
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una funny Cheesy
Posted: at 1-12-2010 04:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-12-2010 05:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Still funny
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:02 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 1-12-2010 05:05 PM (13 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:05 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 1-12-2010 05:09 PM (13 years ago)
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I know
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:09 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 1-12-2010 05:12 PM (13 years ago)
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who ask u naaaaaa xter
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:12 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 1-12-2010 05:16 PM (13 years ago)
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U wan know who ask me abi?



go mushin olosha, ask about gashi mona.....u go know who ask me
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 1-12-2010 05:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-12-2010 10:26 AM
newsline...................



oro lo so jare, u talk well
Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 06:34 AM (13 years ago)
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this joke don fail brake ooo
 Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2010 06:34 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 06:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on  1-12-2010 04:28 PM
una funny Cheesy
them funny
 Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2010 06:36 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- stranz at 2-12-2010 07:39 AM (13 years ago)
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what a joke?
Posted: at 2-12-2010 07:39 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 2-12-2010 07:42 AM (13 years ago)
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funny joke.
Posted: at 2-12-2010 07:42 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 2-12-2010 08:03 AM (13 years ago)
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notgud
Posted: at 2-12-2010 08:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-12-2010 11:23 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 2-12-2010 11:23 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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