-- Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents. -- Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers. -- An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children. -- The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed. -- The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.
-- Avenge yourself -- live long enough to be a problem to your children.
And then the PDP (People Deceiving People) factor:
Bubba and Clem find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station.
"What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Clem.
"Don't worry about it," says Bubba.
"We'll just lie and tell them we only found two."
Posted: at 1-12-2010 09:31 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Kristiantus at 1-12-2010 10:21 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Ashima on 1-12-2010 09:31 AM
-- Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents. -- Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers. -- An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children. -- The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed. -- The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.
-- Avenge yourself -- live long enough to be a problem to your children.
And then the PDP (People Deceiving People) factor:
Bubba and Clem find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station.
"What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Clem.
"Don't worry about it," says Bubba.
"We'll just lie and tell them we only found two."
brosz.... well, i comment my reserve...
Posted: at 1-12-2010 10:21 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
-- Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents. -- Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers. -- An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children. -- The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed. -- The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.
-- Avenge yourself -- live long enough to be a problem to your children.
And then the PDP (People Deceiving People) factor:
Bubba and Clem find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station.
"What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Clem.
"Don't worry about it," says Bubba.
"We'll just lie and tell them we only found two."
brosz.... well, i comment my reserve...
Abeg o+
Posted: at 1-12-2010 09:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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