shea babe fit get married with this kind condition even with fasting and prayer?

As a woman, its not a bad thing if you want a man that has all your criteria, but it gets to a point when you should get off your high horse. I have this 36 years old aunt who is still as choosy as she was when she was 18 year old. I grew up listening to her with so much zeal and excitement cos I thot that was the ish. This is the criteria for everyman that wants to marry her :


1. You must be dark and tall. My aunty is as dark as charcoal so i wonder wetin she go born if she dey find dark man.

2. You must be a doctor or she fit manage pharmacist. Note,She is a teacher

3. Your parents must be influential in Nigeria or in the world. God forgive me, her parents are not “influential”

4. You must be as fine as Boris kodjoe but she says she can manage Tyson beckford. Note, she is not a pretty lady oo, so you wonder y monkey they call person monkey.

5. You must have at least $100,000 in your account prior to toasting her. She earns less than 45,000 naira monthly.

6. You must have white teeth cos she cant marry anyone with brown teeth. You need to see my aunty’s teeth. its like palm oil mixed in poo poo

7. Your house must be fully tushed up. aka furnished

8. You must live in ABJ. or VGC, but she dey live for ojota

9. You should dress fashionably, aka. kill people fashion sense

10. Your mama must not be alive cos she cant stand mother inlaw. her own mama dey alive yet she wants someone’s else’s mother dead.

11. You must be driving the latest model of any car cos he no fit enter okada. Btw, she no get motto oo, na leggedes benz she dey use most of the time.

..............i wan marry this babe but na the conditions way she give me b this............i need advice abeg!

Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

VERY SIMPLE! tell am say u get every.
go borrow car, snap house for VGC show am
but no let security man see u.
show her old woman obituary say na ur mama.
then watchout!

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Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

U sure say she really wan marry?

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Posted: at 1-12-2010 08:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

@ Poster How many times? Seen b4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Posted: at 2-12-2010 11:31 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

she go see...ooo
na only God fit help her out ...oooo

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Posted: at 2-12-2010 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lolzzz

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Posted: at 2-12-2010 02:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

She is just 36, dont worry she will soon get to the level of any man dat say will you marry me.

Posted: at 2-12-2010 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hehehehehe

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Posted: at 2-12-2010 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Fake post

Posted: at 2-12-2010 03:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

YOUR AUNTY IS VERY LUCKY THAT HER RECURRING TYPHOID IS DELAYING TO R.I.P HER

Posted: at 2-12-2010 03:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac