Sorry, your name isn't on it

Date: 02-12-2010 12:58 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Baruda
- at 2-12-2010 12:58 PM (13 years ago)
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A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis."

The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a list!"

He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it."

Posted: at 2-12-2010 12:58 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 2-12-2010 01:02 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmm not really funny but u tried.
Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 2-12-2010 01:09 PM (13 years ago)
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U no try at all

dis one no get any meanin
Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 2-12-2010 01:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omoyemmmy on  2-12-2010 01:07 PM
4ny,,,,,,,,,,,,but whose name is on d list

maybe his name
Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-12-2010 03:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 2-12-2010 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 2-12-2010 09:07 PM (13 years ago)
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6000000
Posted: at 2-12-2010 09:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 3-12-2010 12:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omoyemmmy on  2-12-2010 01:07 PM
4ny,,,,,,,,,,,,but whose name is on d list

his babes name na him dey inside the list
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:42 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 3-12-2010 12:44 AM (13 years ago)
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the man have to make good use of every erections he has wisely so as not to waste it
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
i pity for the man
 :'( :'(
Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:44 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 3-12-2010 08:21 AM (13 years ago)
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ok now
Posted: at 3-12-2010 08:21 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 3-12-2010 09:14 AM (13 years ago)
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abeg Skypon

wetin be the meaning of Erection
Posted: at 3-12-2010 09:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 3-12-2010 10:54 AM (13 years ago)
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florish talk true say you no know wetin be that tin? but if you want example come i go show you
Posted: at 3-12-2010 10:54 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 6-12-2010 08:04 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on  3-12-2010 09:14 AM
abeg Skypon

wetin be the meaning of Erection
no worry eh
josiah go show u when u go him place
 Wink Wink
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:04 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 6-12-2010 08:06 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: josiahlawson on  3-12-2010 10:54 AM
florish talk true say you no know wetin be that tin? but if you want example come i go show you
eh! make u shaow am example make she see, wetin be erection
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:06 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mdfash at 6-12-2010 08:07 AM (13 years ago)
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wife name no dey list? PDP rigged the vote!
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:07 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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