Docks and condom palava

Date: 02-11-2008 8:39 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Green Genius for Life
- at 2-11-2008 08:39 PM (15 years ago)
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2 ducks are on their honeymoon in a posh hotel. just as they are about to consumate the marrage, the male says “oh no, i dont have any condoms!” and promptly calls room service. “do you have any condoms?” he asks “yes sir” comes the reply” “good” says the duck “can you send some to our room?” “certainly sir” replies the clerk “would you like me to put them on your bill?” “dont be silly!”yells the duck “i’ll suffocate!!”

Posted: at 2-11-2008 08:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- orezo at 3-11-2008 07:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Its okay!
Posted: at 3-11-2008 07:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 3-11-2008 07:58 PM (15 years ago)
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better than the past jokes. keep it up bro
Posted: at 3-11-2008 07:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lonelysnow at 3-11-2008 08:14 PM (15 years ago)
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old joke
Posted: at 3-11-2008 08:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 3-11-2008 10:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  3-11-2008 07:58 PM
better than the past jokes. keep it up bro

Thanks bro.
Posted: at 3-11-2008 10:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 22-01-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Rezi, i beg where grin dey? ( show concern)
Posted: at 22-01-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 22-01-2009 03:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Oh  my goodness!!!

i thought he waz back

Posted: at 22-01-2009 03:40 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-01-2009 05:13 PM (15 years ago)
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he try na..abi...better jare..Grin
Posted: at 22-01-2009 05:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bethsy at 22-01-2009 10:50 PM (15 years ago)
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i dont grab;
Posted: at 22-01-2009 10:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- degreatest2 at 22-01-2009 11:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: bethsy on 22-01-2009 10:50 PM
i dont grab;
Really? ask elder Rezi to summarize it for you
Posted: at 22-01-2009 11:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-01-2009 04:08 PM (15 years ago)
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So Toks can talk? I almost thot he lost his voice...

Someone plz call genie... he seems to be the only one that can get Toks to talk...

Posted: at 25-01-2009 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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