marriage lies

Date: 10-12-2010 5:04 pm (13 years ago) | Author: okanlawon sodiq olawale
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- at 10-12-2010 05:04 PM (13 years ago)
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there was dis couple dat were married 4 20yrs,nd evrytime they made luv d husband always insisted on turnin off d lite.well afta 20yrs
the wife felt dis was stupid and was determined to break him of the crazy habit.so 1 9ite when they were in the middle of a romantic session,she suddenly turned on the lites.she looked down and saw her husband holdin a battry operated pleasure device.she got xtremely upset ."you impotent bastard she yelled at him with anger .how could you b lyin to me all of dis years,you better explain yourself!.the husband looks straight in her eyes and says ro her calmly,I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids.

Posted: at 10-12-2010 05:04 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- Teeteeylaryor at 10-12-2010 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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ah ha ha  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy you no go kill me wif laugh Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-12-2010 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 10-12-2010 10:59 PM (13 years ago)
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expired joke.
Posted: at 10-12-2010 10:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blazingdiamond at 10-12-2010 11:03 PM (13 years ago)
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ive heard this one b4
Posted: at 10-12-2010 11:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Teeteeylaryor at 11-12-2010 01:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 10-12-2010 10:59 PM
expired joke.
but still funny...... Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 11-12-2010 01:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Freesmile at 11-12-2010 07:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sowl on 10-12-2010 05:04 PM
there was dis couple dat were married 4 20yrs,nd evrytime they made luv d husband always insisted on turnin off d lite.well afta 20yrs
the wife felt dis was stupid and was determined to break him of the crazy habit.so 1 9ite when they were in the middle of a romantic session,she suddenly turned on the lites.she looked down and saw her husband holdin a battry operated pleasure device.she got xtremely upset ."you impotent bastard she yelled at him with anger .how could you b lyin to me all of dis years,you better explain yourself!.the husband looks straight in her eyes and says ro her calmly,I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids.

heheheheh  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin e funny die! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Nonsense am outta here, before i start to they switch on the light for night with my gal.
Posted: at 11-12-2010 07:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 12-12-2010 02:03 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 10-12-2010 10:59 PM
expired joke.
remix
 Grin
Posted: at 12-12-2010 02:03 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 12-12-2010 02:06 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blazingdiamond on 10-12-2010 11:03 PM
ive heard this one b4
thank u jare
 Kiss
Posted: at 12-12-2010 02:06 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 12-12-2010 07:19 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 12-12-2010 07:19 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- derra at 12-12-2010 07:30 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin lwkmddddddddddddddd
Posted: at 12-12-2010 07:30 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Riverniger1 at 12-12-2010 01:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: derra on 12-12-2010 07:30 AM
Grin Grin Grin lwkmddddddddddddddd

na so craze dey start Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-12-2010 01:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enchantingdeeva at 13-12-2010 09:30 AM (13 years ago)
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 :ooh boy see f**k up!  Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2010 09:30 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- florish4love at 13-12-2010 09:45 AM (13 years ago)
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Old Skul la pel
Posted: at 13-12-2010 09:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Selu at 13-12-2010 09:52 AM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 13-12-2010 09:52 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- silkyme at 13-12-2010 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 13-12-2010 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Don-ziggy at 13-12-2010 10:58 AM (13 years ago)
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hahaha o boy see remix
Posted: at 13-12-2010 10:58 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chamming at 13-12-2010 01:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 10-12-2010 10:59 PM
expired joke.

i beg wetin expire 4 dis joke u urself u sure say u never expire.
Posted: at 13-12-2010 01:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Teeteeylaryor at 13-12-2010 07:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Chamming on 13-12-2010 01:11 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 10-12-2010 10:59 PM
expired joke.

i beg wetin expire 4 dis joke u urself u sure say u never expire.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2010 07:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 14-12-2010 12:31 AM (13 years ago)
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I Have the Right to Remain Silent Lips Sealed
Posted: at 14-12-2010 12:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 14-12-2010 12:59 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 14-12-2010 12:31 AM
I Have the Right to Remain Silent Lips Sealed
Because anything you say will be used against you in the court of "Chamming" and "Teeteeylaryor".
You never hear say na them dey reign for them area now?
Posted: at 14-12-2010 12:59 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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