sex,age en timing

Date: 18-12-2010 11:26 pm (13 years ago) | Author: WOMAN OF FAITH
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- at 18-12-2010 11:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Sex, age and timingAn elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man,

"You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

"In fact, I do," said the man. "After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."

"This is very interesting," replied the doctor. "Let me do some research and get back to you." After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns.

The doctor then asked, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that old buzzard!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!"




Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:26 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- opeks at 18-12-2010 11:33 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:33 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Riverniger1 at 18-12-2010 11:37 PM (13 years ago)
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funny Grin

Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 19-12-2010 07:56 PM (13 years ago)
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so they use to have sex only twice in a year?
hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio

that one no follow at all

anyway thats a real joke
gbosa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Grin

Posted: at 19-12-2010 07:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 19-12-2010 08:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-12-2010 07:56 PM
so they use to have sex only twice in a year?
hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio

that one no follow at all

anyway thats a real joke
gbosa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Grin
No offenses Poster
Bt Skypon..My jokes r usually funnier than dis..nd u no dey compliment me lik dis..I no lik am!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-12-2010 08:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-12-2010 12:32 AM (13 years ago)
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@lizzie,so u are looking 4 attentions?

Posted: at 20-12-2010 12:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 20-12-2010 12:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 08:00 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-12-2010 07:56 PM
so they use to have sex only twice in a year?
hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio

that one no follow at all

anyway thats a real joke
gbosa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Grin
No offenses Poster
Bt Skypon..My jokes r usually funnier than dis..nd u no dey compliment me lik dis..I no lik am!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

ok no worry i go dey compliment u as fron today, weather the joke sweet or not,
i go compliment u
 Grin

Posted: at 20-12-2010 12:35 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- shinapeters at 20-12-2010 08:47 AM (13 years ago)
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skypon and lizzie4shizzie........ perfect combination Kiss
Posted: at 20-12-2010 08:47 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- florish4love at 20-12-2010 09:56 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 08:00 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-12-2010 07:56 PM
so they use to have sex only twice in a year?
hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio

that one no follow at all

anyway thats a real joke
gbosa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Grin
No offenses Poster
Bt Skypon..My jokes r usually funnier than dis..nd u no dey compliment me lik dis..I no lik am!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Wetin all of una wan turn dis forum to nah
u come dey jealous
abeg i go flog u and skypon now ooo
Posted: at 20-12-2010 09:56 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-12-2010 10:07 AM (13 years ago)
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she is seeking 4 recognition

Posted: at 20-12-2010 10:07 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 20-12-2010 10:27 AM (13 years ago)
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lolling
Posted: at 20-12-2010 10:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-12-2010 10:49 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 20-12-2010 10:27 AM
lolling
how are u doing my big aunty?

Posted: at 20-12-2010 10:49 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 01:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 20-12-2010 10:07 AM
she is seeking 4 recognition
Lol....Shutup joooo!!!..Whu dey seek ur attention abi recognition sef?..E get d face of people wey I dey luk ooo...soooo No evn put urslf 4 dat category @all....Recognition ko, Recognition ni!.(wznt evn tlkn 2 u/!!..Aproko!
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:39 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 01:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 20-12-2010 09:56 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 08:00 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-12-2010 07:56 PM
so they use to have sex only twice in a year?
hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio

that one no follow at all

anyway thats a real joke
gbosa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Grin
No offenses Poster
Bt Skypon..My jokes r usually funnier than dis..nd u no dey compliment me lik dis..I no lik am!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Wetin all of una wan turn dis forum to nah
u come dey jealous
abeg i go flog u and skypon now ooo
Lol..abeg ooo  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: shinapeters on 20-12-2010 08:47 AM
skypon and lizzie4shizzie........ perfect combination Kiss
Aunty mi!!,..Take ur time ooooo!!
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 01:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 20-12-2010 12:35 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 08:00 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-12-2010 07:56 PM
so they use to have sex only twice in a year?
hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio

that one no follow at all

anyway thats a real joke
gbosa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Grin
No offenses Poster
Bt Skypon..My jokes r usually funnier than dis..nd u no dey compliment me lik dis..I no lik am!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

ok no worry i go dey compliment u as fron today, weather the joke sweet or not,
i go compliment u
 Grin
Skypon...Shey u dey hear mi sooo..Make u go warn ur guy..Wetin b dat him name sef?..Ehen Terry...Tell am make him leave me alone..I goo burst somebody's head oooo..ehe!!..I don talk my own.nd thnx  Wink Wink Kiss
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-12-2010 01:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 20-12-2010 01:39 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 20-12-2010 10:07 AM
she is seeking 4 recognition
Lol....Shutup joooo!!!..Whu dey seek ur attention abi recognition sef?..E get d face of people wey I dey luk ooo...soooo No evn put urslf 4 dat category @all....Recognition ko, Recognition ni!.(wznt evn tlkn 2 u/!!..Aproko!
infact why am i even replying to sum1 that has scatered honeypot.

Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 20-12-2010 04:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Terry I no sabi settle differencess  ooo

take am easy with dis babe

but when u reach house today
u go explain how u take know say her honeypot dey scattered
Posted: at 20-12-2010 04:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-12-2010 05:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 20-12-2010 04:44 PM
Terry I no sabi settle differencess  ooo

take am easy with dis babe

but when u reach house today
u go explain how u take know say her honeypot dey scattered
hehehehe na skypon i sent and when he came back,he gave me all the needed information about the so called babe

Posted: at 20-12-2010 05:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 05:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Laugh wan kill me die!!! Lwkmd!! hehe ;-D
Posted: at 20-12-2010 05:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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