Shettima Deliberately Dressed Shabbily At NBA Conference To Distract Nigerians – Omokri

Date: 23-08-2022 8:50 pm (3 months ago) | Author: Olusanya Akinrinola
- at 23-08-2022 08:50 PM (3 months ago)
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An ex-aide to former President Goodluck Jonathan, Reno Omokri, says the All Progressives Congress (APC), Vice presidential candidate, former governor of Borno State, Kashim Shettima dressed so shabbily to the Annual General Conference of the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) to distract Nigerians.

Omokri, on his verified Facebook page claimed Shettima as a former banker, obviously knew better than to dress so shabbily for an event that the nation had been focusing on.

He said the APC vice presidential candidate dressed in that manner to distract Nigerians from the party’s presidential candidate, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu who may have flown to Paris, on medical grounds.

The former aide to ex-president Jonathan described Shettima as a deep thinker and very calculating.

He lamented that Nigerians are now laughing at Shettima, but is laughing at us, adding that “everybody is talking about him. But nobody noticed that Tinubu may have sneaked out of Nigeria to fix his health in Paris”

Omokri stated “I am a deep thinker. I even think in my sleep. Too often, I have suddenly woken up in the early hours of the morning with a solution, or insight, to a challenge or puzzle, or riddle my mind was ideating upon.

“And knowing what I know about Senator Kashim Shettima, it was obvious to me that he knew better than to dress so shabbily to an event that the nation had been focusing on. He is a former banker. He is used to corporate dressing. He knows how to wear a suit and tie with the right pairs of shoes.

“As a matter of fact, I Googled him, and behold, there was not one, but five photos of him properly suited up in well-fitting suits, with the right button buttoned, and shod with the appropriate pair of shoes, including the power dressing he projected when he gave an interview to CNN.

“You see, when something is too obvious, then it may not be as obvious as we think. My intel on Shettima is that, like me, he is also a deep thinker. And unlike me, I am informed that he is very calculating. He is not vain. He is capable of looking the fool and wearing a poker face if it will help him pull off a classic sleight of hand!

“Hillary Clinton once said if I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”


Posted: at 23-08-2022 08:50 PM (3 months ago) | Hero
- Dopybadass at 23-08-2022 09:00 PM (3 months ago)
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Fa fa fa fa foulooooooo bla bla bla BLA BLA ,make all of una getat abeg, peter obi is the incoming president,bunch of failures
Posted: at 23-08-2022 09:00 PM (3 months ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gogoman at 23-08-2022 09:20 PM (3 months ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 23-08-2022 09:20 PM (3 months ago) | Grande Master
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- Somtoya at 24-08-2022 01:00 AM (3 months ago)
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Mr. SHIT pls flush yourself.  OBIDIENT FOR SURE 100% POSITIVE  NO STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 24-08-2022 01:00 AM (3 months ago) | Upcoming
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- Stengo at 24-08-2022 01:54 PM (3 months ago)
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Maybe to distract you alone..if you look at the dressing code it was supposed to be a vibrant young guys dressing with a runners.. unfortunately worned by our grandfather
Posted: at 24-08-2022 01:54 PM (3 months ago) | Upcoming
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