There was this guy sunbathing in the Nood at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?" So the man answers, "A bird."The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl"
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses. When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird.
After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its 2 eggs.
Posted: at 6-11-2008 03:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Babyyyyy, y be say na only dis kind joke u dey post? well, e funny sha but nowadays, u no fit tell that kind lie to 2 yr old girl cos e don sabi wetin dey dere.
Posted: at 6-11-2008 04:49 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
luvlykristie at 7-11-2008 10:48 AM (15 years ago) (f)
y the pikin nor just leave am y e go play wit d bird abi dem tell am say na everything dem dey take play? even if she wan play wit am she for just cut am commot so dat e go just dey with am abi wetin u think?
Posted: at 7-11-2008 10:48 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
y the pikin nor just leave am y e go play wit d bird abi dem tell am say na everything dem dey take play? even if she wan play wit am she for just cut am commot so dat e go just dey with am abi wetin u think?
baby na waffi you from remove?
Posted: at 7-11-2008 11:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
na the bird find trouble na. why e go spit for the girl?
Which kind trouble the bird find? u never hear wey dem dey talk say...Let the sleeping bird-sorry, sleeping dog lie...? well, i blame the guy wey open im bird in d presense of igwe nmadu.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 11:29 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
na the bird find trouble na. why e go spit for the girl?
Which kind trouble the bird find? u never hear wey dem dey talk say...Let the sleeping bird-sorry, sleeping dog lie...? well, i blame the guy wey open im bird in d presense of igwe nmadu.
but u know say according to the girl if the bird no spit she for no kill am. so na the bird find trouble
Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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