Fart and Fart issues

Date: 22-12-2010 6:06 am (13 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
- at 22-12-2010 06:06 AM (13 years ago)
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I met a woman in jewellers admiring a big diamond ring. As she leaned down for a closer look a little fart slips out. Hoping no one noticed she asked me "how much is that one?" I say to her "madam, if you farted looking at it, you'll shit yourself when I tell you the price!

Posted: at 22-12-2010 06:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- terryworld at 22-12-2010 06:35 AM (13 years ago)
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hahaha must u make the woman feel embarrased?
Posted: at 22-12-2010 06:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- EFEJONES1 at 22-12-2010 07:09 AM (13 years ago)
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U TRY. BUT POSTED B4.
Posted: at 22-12-2010 07:09 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 22-12-2010 12:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Newbie, where did you read it before?
Posted: at 22-12-2010 12:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-12-2010 12:46 PM (13 years ago)
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na tomorrow d guy read am oo
Posted: at 22-12-2010 12:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 22-12-2010 12:56 PM (13 years ago)
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I think so too Terry, the guy resemble alien
Posted: at 22-12-2010 12:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-12-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe d guy has seen the joke b4 tomorrow.
Posted: at 22-12-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 22-12-2010 01:12 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehe... abi now
Posted: at 22-12-2010 01:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-12-2010 01:19 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 22-12-2010 01:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 22-12-2010 01:38 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 22-12-2010 01:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-12-2010 02:20 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-12-2010 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 22-12-2010 09:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on 22-12-2010 12:56 PM
I think so too Terry, the guy resemble alien
Lolz...I wunt talk ooooo..nd d joke is really nice..lolz..bt nature calls..u knw...Grin
Posted: at 22-12-2010 09:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 22-12-2010 10:44 PM (13 years ago)
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NOT FUNNY Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin...@POSTER Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 22-12-2010 10:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 23-12-2010 12:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 23-12-2010 12:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 24-12-2010 09:15 AM (13 years ago)
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so u mean say the woman mess with her nyash?
hiohiohiohiohiohiohio
Posted: at 24-12-2010 09:15 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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