ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Date: 06-11-2008 8:24 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Ness
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- at 6-11-2008 08:24 PM (16 years ago)
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


Posted: at 6-11-2008 08:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chidichucks at 6-11-2008 08:39 PM (16 years ago)
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U 2much,im impressd.u said 2make a woman happy u must lov her alot and dont even undstand her bt what if after lovin her she culdnt be happy.
Posted: at 6-11-2008 08:39 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 6-11-2008 08:46 PM (16 years ago)
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i brb
Posted: at 6-11-2008 08:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chiomsx at 6-11-2008 08:48 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: chidichucks on  6-11-2008 08:39 PM
U 2much,im impressd.u said 2make a woman happy u must lov her alot and dont even undstand her bt what if after lovin her she culdnt be happy.



den drs sthg wrong sumwhere...maybe she's juz not in2 u... Sad
Posted: at 6-11-2008 08:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 6-11-2008 11:04 PM (16 years ago)
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thumbs up! u got it all just perfect.
Posted: at 6-11-2008 11:04 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abby at 7-11-2008 01:50 AM (16 years ago)
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lol bout the funeral thing  Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:50 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 7-11-2008 10:14 AM (16 years ago)
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this na long lecture oh. when we go write the exam? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2008 10:14 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- love_omotola at 7-11-2008 11:59 AM (16 years ago)
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continue going through the lecture, very soon the exam will start...long lecture
Posted: at 7-11-2008 11:59 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 7-11-2008 12:17 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: love_omotola on  7-11-2008 11:59 AM
continue going through the lecture, very soon the exam will start...long lecture
ok, but i don tire to read oh
Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-11-2008 01:07 PM (16 years ago)
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good one choims
Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chinnysmith at 7-11-2008 01:12 PM (16 years ago)
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmh
wat a long lecture
yet i dont think i learnt alot from it
Good all the same
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/b]
Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:12 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- chiomsx at 13-11-2008 08:17 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-11-2008 01:07 PM
good one choims

thxy!!!!! Wink
Posted: at 13-11-2008 08:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- habzee at 13-11-2008 09:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Nice Philosophy.I wonder r u packaged all these up...Thumbs up. Smiley
Posted: at 13-11-2008 09:08 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- karina at 14-11-2008 09:19 AM (16 years ago)
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Perfect one i swear i learnt alot 4rm it, everything in the article is so true!!! thumbs up chiomsx
Posted: at 14-11-2008 09:19 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 14-11-2008 09:26 AM (16 years ago)
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chiomsx, if na better maths dem say make you solve na F you go get oh, but for this one you get pass A Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2008 09:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 14-11-2008 09:34 AM (16 years ago)
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Well done...@poster
Posted: at 14-11-2008 09:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- joyc_baby at 15-11-2008 01:54 PM (16 years ago)
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perfect Cool
Posted: at 15-11-2008 01:54 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- chiomsx at 15-11-2008 02:27 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 14-11-2008 09:26 AM
chiomsx, if na better maths dem say make you solve na F you go get oh, but for this one you get pass A Grin Grin


lol..na true oh!!!!maths na ma worst subject.... Embarrassed
Posted: at 15-11-2008 02:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 15-11-2008 02:42 PM (16 years ago)
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not funny in every line of subject..stupid joke
Posted: at 15-11-2008 02:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chiomsx at 15-11-2008 02:50 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 15-11-2008 02:42 PM
not funny in every line of subject..stupid joke

thx bruv..i appreciate.....
Posted: at 15-11-2008 02:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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