A different Love letter

Date: 09-11-2008 5:47 am (15 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- at 9-11-2008 05:47 AM (15 years ago)
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A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.


 teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Julie,


Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(a) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.


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 1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?


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2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile


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3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so shy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song


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4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know


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5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know


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6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded


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7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them


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Cool I told you that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose


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9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:

(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.


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If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.


If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.


Eagerly awaiting your reply..


Love, Jonny
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Julie reply letter was also in Q/A format........


Jonny,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.


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1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No


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2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No


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3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes (b) No


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4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

You poked your nose inside..... right ?


(a) Yes (b) No


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5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes (b) No


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6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes (b) No


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7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No


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Cool You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes (b) No


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9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No


If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.


Hope everything is clear to you. 

Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sillyjokker at 9-11-2008 11:11 AM (15 years ago)
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too long... i managed it sha, its interesting

Posted: at 9-11-2008 11:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 9-11-2008 12:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  9-11-2008 11:11 AM
too long... i managed it sha, its interesting

why u too dey hurry?  where u wan go... Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-11-2008 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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sillyjokker no get patience for long jokes oh. that's her weakness
Posted: at 9-11-2008 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 10-11-2008 05:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  9-11-2008 02:50 PM
sillyjokker no get patience for long jokes oh. that's her weakness

hhhmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 11:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Interesting...
Posted: at 10-11-2008 11:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 10-11-2008 12:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 10-11-2008 11:25 AM
Interesting...

orezo u too much ... Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2008 12:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 10-11-2008 12:33 PM (15 years ago)
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not bad

Posted: at 10-11-2008 12:33 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 03:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 10-11-2008 12:15 PM
Quote from: orezo on 10-11-2008 11:25 AM
Interesting...

orezo u too much ... Grin

Big ups to u too... Fire down my sister... Notin do u at all...LOL
Posted: at 10-11-2008 03:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femiking at 10-11-2008 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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i think d guy is not sure if the grl likes her n wants to confirm though...........the girl never noticed that .poor guy.<nice joke, goes a long way to tell u  need  effrontery to b man enough to express ur feelings
Posted: at 10-11-2008 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 03:36 PM (15 years ago)
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funny reply
Posted: at 10-11-2008 03:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 05:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: femiking on 10-11-2008 03:26 PM
i think d guy is not sure if the grl likes her n wants to confirm though...........the girl never noticed that .poor guy.<nice joke, goes a long way to tell u  need  effrontery to b man enough to express ur feelings
my guy not always
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 05:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: femiking on 10-11-2008 03:26 PM
i think d guy is not sure if the grl likes her n wants to confirm though...........the girl never noticed that .poor guy.<nice joke, goes a long way to tell u  need  effrontery to b man enough to express ur feelings

Pastor femo... I hail u ooh..LOL
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dudulous at 10-11-2008 05:47 PM (15 years ago)
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u  try!!!!!!ok keep it up
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:47 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 06:03 PM (15 years ago)
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i bet she will do more dan dat...
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:59 PM (15 years ago)
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yes, she will
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 07:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 10-11-2008 06:59 PM
yes, she will

Chei no comment.."yes she will" him head don pafuka for rezimero.. Cool
Posted: at 10-11-2008 07:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 08:10 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin dey do you na?
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 08:14 PM (15 years ago)
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na force...abah!
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 08:33 PM (15 years ago)
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GOD help you
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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