Actual Court Quotes

Date: 09-11-2008 2:41 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
- at 9-11-2008 02:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.  Grin

Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.  Grin
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.  Grin
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.  Grin

Q: How old is your son -- the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.  Grin
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
 Grin
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, ''Where am I, Cathy?''
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.  Grin

Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. 

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.  Grin
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Did he kill you?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.  Grin
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.  Grin
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.  Grin
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.  Grin
Q: And you took your new wife?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.  Huh?
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your atorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.  Huh?

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.  Shocked
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.  Grin
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.  Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 9-11-2008 02:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 9-11-2008 03:18 PM (15 years ago)
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if u didn't see this joke, pls post a reply
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 05:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  9-11-2008 03:18 PM
if u didn't see this joke, pls post a reply

Whaaaaat?

Posted: at 30-11-2008 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-11-2008 07:37 PM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad

Posted: at 30-11-2008 07:37 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FunkyKing at 1-12-2008 01:26 AM (15 years ago)
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    I tire for this kind long story sef.

Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:26 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- yeye89 at 1-12-2008 01:30 AM (15 years ago)
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last one is funny....

Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:30 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FunkyKing at 1-12-2008 01:40 AM (15 years ago)
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  Try to summarise your story.

Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:40 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 01:30 AM (15 years ago)
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and so?

Posted: at 27-12-2008 01:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 06:21 AM (15 years ago)
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quite intersting lol
Posted: at 27-12-2008 06:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 06:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Thanks segxi

Posted: at 27-12-2008 06:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 07:03 AM (15 years ago)
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u are welcome
Posted: at 27-12-2008 07:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 08:21 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Smiley Smiley Smiley Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 08:23 AM (15 years ago)
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na wa o
Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 28-12-2008 01:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 30-11-2008 05:14 PM
Quote from: rezimero on  9-11-2008 03:18 PM
if u didn't see this joke, pls post a reply

Whaaaaat?
i say if you no see dis joke, make you reply
Posted: at 28-12-2008 01:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 28-12-2008 02:53 PM (15 years ago)
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as in ?
Posted: at 28-12-2008 02:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 11:11 PM (15 years ago)
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another court quote
Posted: at 29-12-2008 11:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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