Paid in Full

Date: 09-11-2008 4:54 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-11-2008 04:54 PM (15 years ago)
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An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."



At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new baptistery."

"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."

The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000." Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 9-11-2008 04:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 9-11-2008 05:36 PM (15 years ago)
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na real PAID IN FULL. the man go cash the check for hell
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Check!!!! nobody can clear the check!!!
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 08:48 PM (15 years ago)
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we know. it's just a joke
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 09:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Then who force you to comment. U need a retouch in your head oh
Posted: at 9-11-2008 09:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  9-11-2008 09:00 PM
Then who force you to comment. U need a retouch in your head oh
get your own retouched first Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 04:22 PM (15 years ago)
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No beefing
Posted: at 30-11-2008 04:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 1-12-2008 03:01 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  9-11-2008 08:18 PM
Check!!!! nobody can clear the check!!!
Guy, e be like say your brain dey leak. Make you try think like human being.
Posted: at 1-12-2008 03:01 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 21-12-2008 04:45 PM (15 years ago)
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 Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 21-12-2008 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damygurl at 21-12-2008 04:52 PM (15 years ago)
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lol! smart lawyer
Posted: at 21-12-2008 04:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 21-12-2008 05:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: damygurl on 21-12-2008 04:52 PM
lol! smart lawyer
dat na y e go hard for lawyer to enter heaven
Posted: at 21-12-2008 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 21-12-2008 11:50 PM (15 years ago)
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na lawyer smart pass
Posted: at 21-12-2008 11:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-12-2008 01:19 PM (15 years ago)
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MERRY XMAS TO YA ALL
Posted: at 25-12-2008 01:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 28-12-2008 11:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-12-2008 01:19 PM
MERRY XMAS TO YA ALL
shame (sorry i mean same) to you
Posted: at 28-12-2008 11:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-03-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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....
Posted: at 15-03-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 16-03-2009 07:10 AM (15 years ago)
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chie..
Posted: at 16-03-2009 07:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 16-03-2009 09:59 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 16-03-2009 07:10 AM
chie..
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no comment
Posted: at 16-03-2009 09:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 16-03-2009 10:04 AM (15 years ago)
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WETIN?
Posted: at 16-03-2009 10:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 16-03-2009 11:19 AM (15 years ago)
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na by force to talk, ma se ju si mi o
Posted: at 16-03-2009 11:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 16-03-2009 03:31 PM (15 years ago)
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U NO TRY...BY D TIME I GO CLOSE MY EYE 4 U....
Posted: at 16-03-2009 03:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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