Husband Quotes

Date: 09-11-2008 5:01 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-11-2008 05:01 PM (12 years ago)
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1. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

2. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

3. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

4. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then,
neither God nor man has rested.

5. Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

6. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

7. A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Grafton Street and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

8. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

9. Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her." Dad: "That happens in every country, son!"

10. A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: WIFE WANTED. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

11. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

12. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

13. How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

14. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

15. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

16. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

17. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying!"

18. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."
 Huh? Huh? Huh?


Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 9-11-2008 05:30 PM (12 years ago)
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u can never be more true. keep it up girl
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 05:39 PM (12 years ago)
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what will i say..although it look like rice and beans...but every one must blend..ok u tried
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 05:43 PM (12 years ago)
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u and you off comments. u don start again
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 05:46 PM (12 years ago)
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I dont off comment..oh is it not like rice and beans..only few things are funny and not really much to make a one year old baby crack his bone ribs
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 05:55 PM (12 years ago)
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are u a 1year old baby?
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:09 PM (12 years ago)
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That means its not funny either to older ones
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 08:55 PM (12 years ago)
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can infants comprehend adult jokes?
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:56 PM (12 years ago)
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at least they can hear you wen you laugh....
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm...
Posted: at 10-11-2008 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 03:25 PM (12 years ago)
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yeah you got it...
Posted: at 10-11-2008 03:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 05:16 PM (12 years ago)
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grin u really need help
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 05:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh huh huh...LOL
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:41 PM (12 years ago)
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na true oh. if you get help abeg grin need am oh Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 04:48 PM (12 years ago)
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mmmmmm

Posted: at 30-11-2008 04:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 1-12-2008 02:38 AM (12 years ago)
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               NICE ONE. KIU!

Posted: at 1-12-2008 02:38 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 2-12-2008 11:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Boyfriend Quotes: "ur wife... my bitch
                          ur love.....my chick
                          her mouth......my dick
                          i phyuked, that's it.........all nite long"

Posted: at 2-12-2008 11:29 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 21-12-2008 04:43 PM (12 years ago)
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you go fear!!! Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 21-12-2008 04:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-12-2008 05:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  2-12-2008 11:29 PM
Boyfriend Quotes: "ur wife... my bitch
                          ur love.....my chick
                          her mouth......my
                          i ed, that's it.........all nite long"
toks, wetin you dey try talk?
Posted: at 21-12-2008 05:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 22-12-2008 12:20 AM (12 years ago)
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e dey rap
Posted: at 22-12-2008 12:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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