Dating vs. Married

When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all times

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public

When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot

When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married ....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this hairy?"

When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"

When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets

When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first

When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area

When you are dating..... He understands if you "aren't in the mood"
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."

When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away

When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare

When you are dating..... He calls you by name
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She.

 

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Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

in your wildest dreams

Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i all told u i have one.

Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

but why? is she a torn in your flesh or a burden to you?

Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol

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Posted: at 30-11-2008 03:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Sillyjoker... R u married...

Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

That one is a private matter. Cannot be discussed here.

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Posted: at 25-12-2008 04:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

what is private in marriage, abi u dey shy

Posted: at 25-12-2008 11:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

eya u no try o.
wey rezi don they tell me make i help him get ur number.
Anyway make u remember invite me for item 7 sha.
I no go mind carry my agbada come

Posted: at 27-12-2008 07:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

No prob.
No dull me o

Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac