Dating vs. Married

Date: 09-11-2008 5:24 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-11-2008 05:24 PM (12 years ago)
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When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all times

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public

When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot

When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married ....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this hairy?Huh?"

When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"

When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets

When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first

When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area

When you are dating..... He understands if you "aren't in the mood"
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."

When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away

When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare

When you are dating..... He calls you by name
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She.

 Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 05:28 PM (12 years ago)
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why you grin...Its not for the modern family though.... This modern days take dating and marriage as honeymoon forever
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 05:50 PM (12 years ago)
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in your wildest dreams
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:12 PM (12 years ago)
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not a wild dream. If you have no wife yet..start learning how to care and respect women
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 08:52 PM (12 years ago)
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i all told u i have one.
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 08:53 PM (12 years ago)
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i already told u i have one.
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:54 PM (12 years ago)
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but why? is she a torn in your flesh or a burden to you?
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:08 PM (12 years ago)
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she's the best thing that ever happened to me
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 03:37 PM (12 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 30-11-2008 03:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 1-12-2008 12:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 30-11-2008 03:37 PM
lol
y u dey laff?
Posted: at 1-12-2008 12:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 1-12-2008 01:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Sillyjoker... R u married...
Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 1-12-2008 03:01 PM (12 years ago)
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 e fit be say she don marry o. u wan run things with am? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2008 03:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-12-2008 04:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  1-12-2008 01:34 PM
Sillyjoker... R u married...

That one is a private matter. Cannot be discussed here.

Posted: at 25-12-2008 04:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 25-12-2008 06:31 PM (12 years ago)
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tue talk my bother
Posted: at 25-12-2008 06:31 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 25-12-2008 11:59 PM (12 years ago)
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what is private in marriage, abi u dey shy
Posted: at 25-12-2008 11:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 01:19 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 25-12-2008 11:59 PM
what is private in marriage, abi u dey shy

no shying in marriage. I"m not married, but engaged.

Posted: at 27-12-2008 01:19 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 07:26 AM (12 years ago)
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eya u no try o.
wey rezi don they tell me make i help him get ur number.
Anyway make u remember invite me for item 7 sha.
I no go mind carry my agbada come
Posted: at 27-12-2008 07:26 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 08:07 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 27-12-2008 07:26 AM
eya u no try o.
wey rezi don they tell me make i help him get ur number.
Anyway make u remember invite me for item 7 sha.
I no go mind carry my agbada come

No worry, I go discuss with my husband to be... we fit make you Chairman sef!

Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:07 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 08:30 AM (12 years ago)
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No prob.
No dull me o
Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 28-12-2008 01:36 AM (12 years ago)
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no mind segxi o. na im dey hustle for your number o
Posted: at 28-12-2008 01:36 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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