Memory class

Date: 07-01-2011 9:27 pm (13 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
- at 7-01-2011 09:27 PM (13 years ago)
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An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbor.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"

Posted: at 7-01-2011 09:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- shinapeters at 7-01-2011 09:28 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 7-01-2011 09:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 7-01-2011 09:33 PM (13 years ago)
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wew!!!!!!!!!!!!!! him no even remember the name of him wife again
Posted: at 7-01-2011 09:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 17-01-2011 03:48 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
tango yankey
Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:48 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 03:53 AM (13 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 17-01-2011 03:59 AM (13 years ago)
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half funny
Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:59 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 17-01-2011 04:12 AM (13 years ago)
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so na only small laff na him u laff?
Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- monasea at 2-02-2011 03:05 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked ok
Posted: at 2-02-2011 03:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fexy at 2-02-2011 03:59 PM (13 years ago)
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...lol..
Posted: at 2-02-2011 03:59 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- uchechrs at 2-02-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago)
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this one no funny at all, infact i don dey pity for the man self instead of laugh but let help you laugh small

ahaha?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 2-02-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 3-02-2011 07:20 AM (13 years ago)
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how u go dey laff and bone at the same time? Shocked
Posted: at 3-02-2011 07:20 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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