Just Before I Die

Date: 10-01-2011 10:30 pm (13 years ago) | Author: bukola morawo
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- at 10-01-2011 10:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

"The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth."

"Well," his friend replies, "since you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, you'll never be able to sell!"

"And that's where you're wrong," the man smiled. "If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"

Posted: at 10-01-2011 10:30 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 08:09 AM (13 years ago)
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ok u try small
 Grin
hmmmmmm
just small oooooo
Posted: at 11-01-2011 08:09 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- shinapeters at 17-01-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 small, ok
Posted: at 17-01-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 17-01-2011 04:24 PM (13 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 11:34 PM (13 years ago)
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which kind tin b dis again na.lemon u don do am again shebi..
Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-01-2011 07:19 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-01-2011 07:19 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 18-01-2011 12:30 PM (13 years ago)
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9iceeee
Posted: at 18-01-2011 12:30 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 18-01-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 18-01-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 21-01-2011 10:07 AM (13 years ago)
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how una dey ooooo

i hail una
Posted: at 21-01-2011 10:07 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 21-01-2011 11:55 AM (13 years ago)
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We dey fine...wellcome!!!
Posted: at 21-01-2011 11:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 21-01-2011 12:11 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 21-01-2011 12:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 21-01-2011 12:19 PM (13 years ago)
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u try newbiew
Posted: at 21-01-2011 12:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 21-01-2011 12:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Thx
Posted: at 21-01-2011 12:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 21-01-2011 12:28 PM (13 years ago)
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hu dey tanx kiddo?
Posted: at 21-01-2011 12:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolandrea at 21-01-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Nai make u wear red? U b ayelala?
Posted: at 21-01-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 21-01-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 21-01-2011 12:28 PM
hu dey tanx kiddo?
Huh?
Posted: at 21-01-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolandrea at 21-01-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago)
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dnt ask me*
Posted: at 21-01-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 21-01-2011 12:44 PM (13 years ago)
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cary on ladies, u have my blessing the two of u
Posted: at 21-01-2011 12:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 21-01-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago)
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k.o...coolandrea, carry on...MrDon has blessed you

Lemme pass
Posted: at 21-01-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 21-01-2011 12:59 PM (13 years ago)
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u re blessed  as u pass too kiddo, my blessing waves re strong enof to cover u
Posted: at 21-01-2011 12:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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