Mixed up card

Date: 10-11-2008 3:36 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 10-11-2008 03:36 PM (15 years ago)
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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this, somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location.'"

Posted: at 10-11-2008 03:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 03:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Enough...i dont want this Jokes, too dry for human beings. shey d florist no get instinct. u don dey write over sabi joke...thumbs down. u no try at all
Posted: at 10-11-2008 03:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 04:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 10-11-2008 03:47 PM
Enough...i dont want this Jokes, too dry for human beings. shey d florist no get instinct. u don dey write over sabi joke...thumbs down. u no try at all
grin! grin!! grin!!! you no dey hear word?
Posted: at 10-11-2008 04:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 05:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Yekparikpa...
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:51 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 07:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 10-11-2008 05:00 PM
Yekparikpa...

LOL
Posted: at 10-11-2008 07:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 08:06 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 08:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 10-11-2008 08:06 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

is it true that you grin ten times?

 Grin grin...x 10 wey you do ...i count am  why not 5 make u keep d rest for morrow eh abi rezimero Huh?
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 08:29 PM (15 years ago)
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e dey pain you?
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 08:31 PM (15 years ago)
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U dey loose weight small small u no know.
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 08:48 PM (15 years ago)
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your own na quick quick
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 10:48 PM (15 years ago)
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no be quick quick u dey use style  chop plenty food make you lose weight
Posted: at 10-11-2008 10:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 26-09-2011 03:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 26-09-2011 03:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 26-09-2011 03:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Need Air-Condition Right Here!
Posted: at 26-09-2011 03:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-09-2011 10:55 AM (12 years ago)
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abegi
Posted: at 28-09-2011 10:55 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 28-09-2011 09:21 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 28-09-2011 09:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 29-09-2011 11:11 AM (12 years ago)
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 :'(
Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Splendidndy at 29-09-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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