I want to get out

Date: 11-01-2011 10:45 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Mumuni Samandi
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- at 11-01-2011 10:45 PM (13 years ago)
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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

Posted: at 11-01-2011 10:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- franklly at 12-01-2011 03:02 AM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 12-01-2011 03:02 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- thom at 12-01-2011 04:36 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-01-2011 04:36 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 12-01-2011 09:37 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
 Angry Angry
 Grin Grin Grin
 Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 12-01-2011 09:37 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- shinapeters at 13-01-2011 08:28 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 12-01-2011 09:37 AM
Grin
 Angry Angry
 Grin Grin Grin
 Angry Angry Angry Angry
dont be angry
Posted: at 13-01-2011 08:28 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 13-01-2011 08:32 AM (13 years ago)
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wetin?

Posted: at 13-01-2011 08:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blazingdiamond at 13-01-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago)
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really???
Posted: at 13-01-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 13-01-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago)
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actually?

Posted: at 13-01-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-01-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-01-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 14-01-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago)
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this one dey give me stomach ache. Angry
Posted: at 14-01-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jjdogara at 14-01-2011 02:54 PM (13 years ago)
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well
Posted: at 14-01-2011 02:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-01-2011 03:58 PM (13 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 14-01-2011 03:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 14-01-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago)
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watz dis shit???
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enoeno at 14-01-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: franklly on 12-01-2011 03:02 AM
u try

small
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 14-01-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 14-01-2011 02:49 PM
this one dey give me stomach ache. Angry
i thought am the only 1 having such symptom... Embarrassed
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-01-2011 04:28 PM (13 years ago)
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i.c
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 14-01-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Teeteeylaryor at 14-01-2011 04:39 PM (13 years ago)
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okay, you try

Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-01-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 14-01-2011 04:39 PM
okay, you try
Angry Angry Angry
him no try anytin... stop faking it. Angry
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 14-01-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmm......
Posted: at 14-01-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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