SUPRISED?

Date: 14-01-2011 2:35 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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- at 14-01-2011 02:35 PM (13 years ago)
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A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the house maid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.

One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid's room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.

Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure opened the door and slipped into the maid's bed beside her...

After a few passionate kisses, the wife suddenly switched on the lights and asked, "Surprised?"

"I sure am, ma'am!" stammered the chauffeur.

Posted: at 14-01-2011 02:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jjdogara at 14-01-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Story of your life
Posted: at 14-01-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 14-01-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided   Tongue
Posted: at 14-01-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-01-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago)
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I hear
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-01-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 14-01-2011 04:34 PM
@poster you minus con plus =  pb4  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
true talk man.... Grin
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-01-2011 04:46 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 14-01-2011 04:46 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 14-01-2011 04:50 PM (13 years ago)
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yeah, suprised. lol
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 14-01-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago)
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FEDE

Happy new year oooo
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 14-01-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago)
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same here..
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-01-2011 04:54 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheeeee...
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 14-01-2011 04:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 04:41 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 14-01-2011 04:34 PM
@poster you minus con plus =  pb4  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
true talk man.... Grin
guy.u never stop to dey cry?
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 14-01-2011 04:57 PM (13 years ago)
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watin funny bros
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-01-2011 04:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 14-01-2011 04:56 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 04:41 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 14-01-2011 04:34 PM
@poster you minus con plus =  pb4  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
true talk man.... Grin
guy.u never stop to dey cry?
huh? Huh? Angry
wetin be all of una problem sef?... shey na crime to cry again... Angry
Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 14-01-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Mumu wife(Poster)!!!
Posted: at 14-01-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 14-01-2011 05:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 04:58 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 14-01-2011 04:56 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 04:41 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 14-01-2011 04:34 PM
@poster you minus con plus =  pb4  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
true talk man.... Grin
guy.u never stop to dey cry?
huh? Huh? Angry
wetin be all of una problem sef?... shey na crime to cry again... Angry
nor mind dem yare..make u cry flex urself...nothing do u.. Grin
Posted: at 14-01-2011 05:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 14-01-2011 05:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 04:58 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 14-01-2011 04:56 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 04:41 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 14-01-2011 04:34 PM
@poster you minus con plus =  pb4  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
true talk man.... Grin
guy.u never stop to dey cry?
huh? Huh? Angry
wetin be all of una problem sef?... shey na crime to cry again... Angry
e fit u wella...u dey cry like sey u see honeypot
Posted: at 14-01-2011 05:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-01-2011 05:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 14-01-2011 05:04 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 04:58 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 14-01-2011 04:56 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 04:41 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 14-01-2011 04:34 PM
@poster you minus con plus =  pb4  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
true talk man.... Grin
guy.u never stop to dey cry?
huh? Huh? Angry
wetin be all of una problem sef?... shey na crime to cry again... Angry
nor mind dem yare..make u cry flex urself...nothing do u.. Grin
like this shebi... Grin
Posted: at 14-01-2011 05:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 14-01-2011 05:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 05:08 PM
Quote from: federico on 14-01-2011 05:04 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 04:58 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 14-01-2011 04:56 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 04:41 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 14-01-2011 04:34 PM
@poster you minus con plus =  pb4  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
true talk man.... Grin
guy.u never stop to dey cry?
huh? Huh? Angry
wetin be all of una problem sef?... shey na crime to cry again... Angry
nor mind dem yare..make u cry flex urself...nothing do u.. Grin
like this shebi... Grin
oya go mop ur eyes water  Angry  Angry  Angry  Angry  Angry
Posted: at 14-01-2011 05:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 14-01-2011 05:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 05:08 PM
Quote from: federico on 14-01-2011 05:04 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 04:58 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 14-01-2011 04:56 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-01-2011 04:41 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 14-01-2011 04:34 PM
@poster you minus con plus =  pb4  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
true talk man.... Grin
guy.u never stop to dey cry?
huh? Huh? Angry
wetin be all of una problem sef?... shey na crime to cry again... Angry
nor mind dem yare..make u cry flex urself...nothing do u.. Grin
like this shebi... Grin


dis crying pattern an die..
Posted: at 14-01-2011 05:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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