Imagine say U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?
Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money, we dont generate a lot of interests
Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:18 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
emepretty at 16-01-2011 09:22 AM (13 years ago) (f)
I go break hin leg so hin go be real professional lame beggar...but that story funny ooo
Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:22 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Pointzero at 16-01-2011 09:53 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Thats the problem we have wit beggers in Nigeria.A friend of mine was accosted by a lady that carries a baby on her back few years ago in lagos.The lady claimed to have run out of cash, n as a matter of fact she cant transport herself n the baby home.My friend now asked her how the T-fare was n she told him.Willingly he dipped his hand in his pocket n give d lady 1,000 naira,but his intention was to give here 500 naira which can take her home n she will have some balance out of it.Few seconds later, he realised that he has given the lady a thousand naira note instead of 500.He now went back to the place he met the lady b/4 n she was still there begging other people for money.My friend now called her aside to explain things to her n she started shouting.......ole!..ole!!...ole!!!.Now people gathered n asked my friend y he wants 2 rob a begger.He explained to them wat happened n they didn't believe him...moreover crowds were gatherin n some were saying that they have caught a thief.The only saviour that my friend have that day was that the money he gave to dis lady is a mint,n he still has some cash that came with the same money he gave out in the same wrapper.Judging from the numbers on the remaining currencies he has in his pocket n the number on the 1 he gave out, the crowd now believed in wat he said.For the anger n the insult of wat this so called begger claiming not have T-fare where as she had enough did to him......he was forced to collect back his thousand naira note.Honestly after that day, i vowed not to give out alms anymore........cos there are so many stories i have heard concerning it.
NEMO DAT QUOD NON HABET
Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
bittersweet at 16-01-2011 09:53 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 09:18 AM
Imagine say U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?
It's better to exchange it before, than to ask him for change! It's a little awkward!
Live and let live!
Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:53 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Imagine say U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?
It's better to exchange it before, than to ask him for change! It's a little awkward!
it was awkward but he didn't realise dat was τ̲̅ђe last cash he had left him
Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money, we dont generate a lot of interests
Posted: at 16-01-2011 10:37 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
bittersweet at 16-01-2011 10:39 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 10:37 AM
Quote from: bittersweet on 16-01-2011 09:53 AM
Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 09:18 AM
Imagine say U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?
It's better to exchange it before, than to ask him for change! It's a little awkward!
it was awkward but he didn't realise dat was τ̲̅ђe last cash he had left him
I see,but still, he could enter in a shop to change it before giving it to that beggar! Just to avoid awkward situations!
Live and let live!
Posted: at 16-01-2011 10:39 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
onyimau20 at 16-01-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 10:37 AM
Quote from: bittersweet on 16-01-2011 09:53 AM
Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 09:18 AM
Imagine say U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?
It's better to exchange it before, than to ask him for change! It's a little awkward!
it was awkward but he didn't realise dat was τ̲̅ђe last cash he had left him
Na waa, anyway that has taught him a lesson.Incase of next time, to be careful not to give all that he has, inorder to avoid this issue of "asking 4 change"
Posted: at 16-01-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Thats the problem we have wit beggers in Nigeria.A friend of mine was accosted by a lady that carries a baby on her back few years ago in lagos.The lady claimed to have run out of cash, n as a matter of fact she cant transport herself n the baby home.My friend now asked her how the T-fare was n she told him.Willingly he dipped his hand in his pocket n give d lady 1,000 naira,but his intention was to give here 500 naira which can take her home n she will have some balance out of it.Few seconds later, he realised that he has given the lady a thousand naira note instead of 500.He now went back to the place he met the lady b/4 n she was still there begging other people for money.My friend now called her aside to explain things to her n she started shouting.......ole!..ole!!...ole!!!.Now people gathered n asked my friend y he wants 2 rob a begger.He explained to them wat happened n they didn't believe him...moreover crowds were gatherin n some were saying that they have caught a thief.The only saviour that my friend have that day was that the money he gave to dis lady is a mint,n he still has some cash that came with the same money he gave out in the same wrapper.Judging from the numbers on the remaining currencies he has in his pocket n the number on the 1 he gave out, the crowd now believed in wat he said.For the anger n the insult of wat this so called begger claiming not have T-fare where as she had enough did to him......he was forced to collect back his thousand naira note.Honestly after that day, i vowed not to give out alms anymore........cos there are so many stories i have heard concerning it.
same wiv me o, I dnt giv again after I saw a beggar dat I hv bn seein 4 more dan 3yrs tinkin his handicapped as per can't walk, R U N
Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money, we dont generate a lot of interests
Posted: at 16-01-2011 07:27 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
truenaija2 at 16-01-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 09:18 AM
Imagine say U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?
Posted: at 16-01-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Poster,this your story will be a bomb in the hands of some stand-up comedians. However,I'm of the opinion that if you alms will make you another beggar why increase their numbers.
Posted: at 16-01-2011 08:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Poster,this your story will be a bomb in the hands of some stand-up comedians. However,I'm of the opinion that if you alms will make you another beggar why increase their numbers.
one of ma friends actually said o boi na ten naira dem dey giv beggar na.. But U̶̲̥̅̊ kno out of generosity nd τ̲̅ђe feelin U̶̲̥̅̊ hv more U̶̲̥̅̊ giv dat amount
Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money, we dont generate a lot of interests
Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
dirtykid at 16-01-2011 09:54 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 09:18 AM
Imagine say U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?
The simple answer is>>>> You will use legs go home. thats all.
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !!
Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Imagine say U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?
Hehehe... Abeg l no fit Talk
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Posted: at 16-01-2011 11:01 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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