I did not sleep around mum

Date: 16-01-2011 8:43 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Mumuni Samandi
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- at 16-01-2011 08:43 PM (13 years ago)
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A conversation between a mother and a daughter

Mother: now that you are growing do not sleep around with any boy or man

Daughter : ok mum, I will never sleep with any body out side.

then some few weeks after the conversation continued.

Mother: what am I hearing, that a boy in the neighborhood is sleeping with you.

Daughter: It is no true mum, I have never slept with any boy in the neighborhood

Mother: lair it is the boy himself who was saying and your brother overheard them

Daughter: Ohhhhh that boy i did not sleep with him, last week i visited him in the day time and he ask me to sit on him, and he put his male organ into mine and we all enjoyed our selves a while. that is just all, I will never sleep with any body. You told me already.

Mother: keep quite, that was what I was teeling you not to do.....

Daughter: noooo mum, you said I shd not sleep with anybody and not that i shd not sit on anybody's male organ........

who is to be blame mother or daughter. nest time be plain in you advice.

Posted: at 16-01-2011 08:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Riverniger1 at 16-01-2011 09:04 PM (13 years ago)
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6/10
Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belogh at 16-01-2011 09:30 PM (13 years ago)
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attention every poster, Some marker or say examiner now dey for line here
Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:30 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shinapeters at 16-01-2011 09:32 PM (13 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 16-01-2011 09:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: belogh on 16-01-2011 09:30 PM
attention every poster, Some marker or say examiner now dey for line here

lol....ok now this one funny Grin Grin
u try....this is me River Shocked
Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 16-01-2011 09:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: shinapeters on 16-01-2011 09:32 PM
passing

this is 2011 not 2010...come back now.... Angry
Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 17-01-2011 03:29 AM (13 years ago)
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huh
see joke ooo
fear wan catch me die
Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:29 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 03:38 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha!   skypon ur!!!! i believe u na......


i know say say fear no catch u jst talk true
 WETIN U BEEN WAN COMMENT ABOUT THIS JOKE?Huh???
Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 17-01-2011 04:02 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahaahhahaha

i fear the joke oooo
this kind joke dey tire me Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:02 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolandrea at 17-01-2011 11:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Lol...gud advice frm a gud mother.. I copy dat, i'll nt sleep wit any boy outside but........
Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:15 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 17-01-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago)
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this joke dry pass desert...is this kindergarten?  Angry  Angry  Angry  Angry  Angry
Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-01-2011 04:50 PM (13 years ago)
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3/10
Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 17-01-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 17-01-2011 11:57 AM
this joke dry pass desert...is this kindergarten?  Angry  Angry  Angry  Angry  Angry
u wey dey post p4 stil dey yab person? No worry, i dey go post 4 ur own joke...
Posted: at 17-01-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 10:15 PM (13 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 17-01-2011 11:10 PM (13 years ago)
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river was here again Roll Eyes
Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolandrea at 18-01-2011 09:48 AM (13 years ago)
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.....?
Posted: at 18-01-2011 09:48 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 20-01-2011 12:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-01-2011 12:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-01-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-01-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 20-01-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin?
Posted: at 20-01-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolandrea at 20-01-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Where?
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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