Perfect Answers To silly Questions (Page 4)

Date: 19-01-2011 11:56 am (13 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
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- GOLDENMEDAH at 27-01-2011 09:44 AM (13 years ago)
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lol very vunny, d funniest part is
10. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees!... i can stop laughing.
Posted: at 27-01-2011 09:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Lekan22 at 27-01-2011 09:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Good one. Thanks.
Posted: at 27-01-2011 09:47 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Stvic at 27-01-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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You try.  Grin
Posted: at 27-01-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- ebmaf at 27-01-2011 10:19 AM (13 years ago)
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the funny part is dat its people like d person dat posted dis dat wud be asking the most stupid questions in d world
Posted: at 27-01-2011 10:19 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- yaw4real at 27-01-2011 10:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Funny indeed
Posted: at 27-01-2011 10:27 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- scent_idol at 27-01-2011 10:32 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahhhhahahhahhahahhahahahaha!
Posted: at 27-01-2011 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- eomo at 27-01-2011 11:03 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 19-01-2011 11:56 AM
. When pple see u lyin down, wit your eyes closed they still ask:-Are u sleepin?
A: No! I’m trainin to die
 
2. Imagine when u take an electronic equipment 2 a technician to get it fixed & he still asks u:-Need it 2 be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of stayin hom alone so I brought It ova 4 a ride.

3. When It’s rainin & som1 notices u goin out, they ask:-Are u goin in dis rain?
A: No, in d next one.

4. When you wake up, then comes an  asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!

5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! Na Carrots.

9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking:  - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The poo is talking to you!

10. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees!

 Wink Wink Wink

This one funny oh. I go invite you make you come talk am for my party. I still dey laugh oh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: at 27-01-2011 11:03 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Eucharia at 27-01-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago)
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hhahaaha this is really funny, very interesting
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Eucharia at 27-01-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omoyemmmy on 27-01-2011 10:04 AM
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what is funny and interesting there
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bali4real at 27-01-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago)
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lmao.its just the blackrace attitude.nice 1
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- djosh4cesc at 27-01-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
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i dey laugh o
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- cypress at 27-01-2011 01:40 PM (13 years ago)
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now that was really funny.i had to print it out for my colleagues.lmao!
Posted: at 27-01-2011 01:40 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- arfeez01 at 27-01-2011 01:40 PM (13 years ago)
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@ Asanni5, why did u say Dacutest is small to post this topic,i dnt agree wit dat. If she allows u 2 come & have sex with her,will u say she is too small? Should in case ur answer is answer is yes i.e. refusing 2 have sex with her bcos she is small,then dat is when i will agree is is small
Posted: at 27-01-2011 01:40 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Teeteeylaryor at 27-01-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: arfeez01 on 27-01-2011 01:40 PM
@ Asanni5, why did u say Dacutest is small to post this topic,i dnt agree wit dat. If she allows u 2 come & have sex with her,will u say she is too small? Should in case ur answer is answer is yes i.e. refusing 2 have sex with her bcos she is small,then dat is when i will agree is is small
wetin dis one dey talk self?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 27-01-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- PAJEY at 27-01-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago)
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http://THE RAIN JUST STARTED FALLING AND SOM1 ASKED U IS DAT RAIN...?, NO ITS SNOW FALLING
Posted: at 27-01-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- PAJEY at 27-01-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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NA DIER BUSSINE BD@
Posted: at 27-01-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- felib at 27-01-2011 04:46 PM (13 years ago)
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it very funny
 
Posted: at 27-01-2011 04:46 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- emigangan at 27-01-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 27-01-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- felib at 27-01-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago)
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funny ad right
Posted: at 27-01-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- emigangan at 27-01-2011 05:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 27-01-2011 05:00 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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