HERETIC

I was walking across a bridge one day,
and I saw a man standing on the edge,
about to jump off. I immediately ran
over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why
shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well,
there's so much to live for!" "Like
what?" "Well ... are you religious or
atheist?" "Religious." "Me too! Are you
Christian or Jewish?" "Christian." "Me
too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant." "Me too! Are you
Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist."
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church
of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are
you Original Baptist Church of God, or
are you Reformed Baptist Church of
God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of
God." "Me too! Are you Reformed
Baptist Church of God, reformation of
1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of
God, reformation of 1915?" "Reformed
Baptist Church of God, reformation of
1915!" To which I said, "Die, heretic
scum!" and pushed him off.

guy make u no post joke again
wetin be dis