why i got my daughter pregnant. (Page 5)

Date: 27-01-2011 9:02 am (13 years ago) | Author: Kelechi wodi
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- blings_is_back at 27-01-2011 12:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on 27-01-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: blings_is_back on 27-01-2011 12:10 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 11:51 AM
Quote from: hotguy77 on 27-01-2011 11:39 AM
The man needs to be flogged
flog ke, abi make them cut im d!ck comot ni
If dem give u knife u go get mind cut am?
Make den gimme the knife first

if na u i knw sey u get bad mind........ make i run be4 u go cut my own join
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 27-01-2011 12:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blings_is_back on 27-01-2011 12:24 PM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on 27-01-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: blings_is_back on 27-01-2011 12:10 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 11:51 AM
Quote from: hotguy77 on 27-01-2011 11:39 AM
The man needs to be flogged
flog ke, abi make them cut im d!ck comot ni
If dem give u knife u go get mind cut am?
Make den gimme the knife first

if na u i knw sey u get bad mind........ make i run be4 u go cut my own join

Shuooooo.....no be small i go cut? why u dey run na
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 27-01-2011 12:26 PM (13 years ago)
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omg wat a sick man
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:26 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blessedme at 27-01-2011 12:26 PM (13 years ago)
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i don tell u finish....i for cut am then await wetin go happen
lemme tell u...u dont do some nasty things and call it mistake ooo
cos i will do worst and call it mistake too.....buh ma prayer is that God
shouldnt let some aborminable acts happen to us.....else we never can tell our reactions
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bittersweet at 27-01-2011 12:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:17 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 27-01-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 11:51 AM
Quote from: hotguy77 on 27-01-2011 11:39 AM
The man needs to be flogged

flog ke, abi make them cut im d!ck comot ni


Exactly!

u get d gist ma girl



Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blessedme at 27-01-2011 12:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Pointzero on 27-01-2011 12:22 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:16 PM
Quote from: blings_is_back on 27-01-2011 12:10 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 11:51 AM
Quote from: hotguy77 on 27-01-2011 11:39 AM
The man needs to be flogged
flog ke, abi make them cut im d!ck comot ni

If dem give u knife u go get mind cut am?
if i have such as a father.....i will drug him and cut it off
and face d consequences......buh thank GOD ma fathers libido never misbehave to that extent
so him own dey misbehave atall..............na wa oo
yes na.....e dey misbehave for outside naa
u no say una men one woman no dey satisfy una
if una put one for house.....una go go find sweet sixteen wey go become una hand bag
abeggi i don pass jor
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Pointzero at 27-01-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:26 PM
i don tell u finish....i for cut am then await wetin go happen
lemme tell u...u dont do some nasty things and call it mistake ooo
cos i will do worst and call it mistake too.....buh ma prayer is that God
shouldnt let some aborminable acts happen to us.....else we never can tell our reactions
na now u dey talk like person wey dey toilet 4 times a day......................lmao

Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pointzero at 27-01-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:30 PM
Quote from: Pointzero on 27-01-2011 12:22 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:16 PM
Quote from: blings_is_back on 27-01-2011 12:10 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 11:51 AM
Quote from: hotguy77 on 27-01-2011 11:39 AM
The man needs to be flogged
flog ke, abi make them cut im d!ck comot ni

If dem give u knife u go get mind cut am?
if i have such as a father.....i will drug him and cut it off
and face d consequences......buh thank GOD ma fathers libido never misbehave to that extent
so him own dey misbehave atall..............na wa oo
yes na.....e dey misbehave for outside naa
u no say una men one woman no dey satisfy una
if una put one for house.....una go go find sweet sixteen wey go become una hand bag
abeggi i don pass jor
hahahah...............d man na correct guy oohh

Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FlyMamacita at 27-01-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:26 PM
i don tell u finish....i for cut am then await wetin go happen
lemme tell u...u dont do some nasty things and call it mistake ooo
cos i will do worst and call it mistake too.....buh ma prayer is that God
shouldnt let some aborminable acts happen to us
.....else we never can tell our reactions
Amen
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blings_is_back at 27-01-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on 27-01-2011 12:25 PM
Quote from: blings_is_back on 27-01-2011 12:24 PM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on 27-01-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: blings_is_back on 27-01-2011 12:10 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 11:51 AM
Quote from: hotguy77 on 27-01-2011 11:39 AM
The man needs to be flogged
flog ke, abi make them cut im d!ck comot ni
If dem give u knife u go get mind cut am?
Make den gimme the knife first
if na u i knw sey u get bad mind........ make i run be4 u go cut my own join
Shuooooo.....no be small i go cut? why u dey run na

why i no go run?..... i never complete my mission with it na... haba
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blessedme at 27-01-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Pointzero on 27-01-2011 12:32 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:30 PM
Quote from: Pointzero on 27-01-2011 12:22 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:16 PM
Quote from: blings_is_back on 27-01-2011 12:10 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 11:51 AM
Quote from: hotguy77 on 27-01-2011 11:39 AM
The man needs to be flogged
flog ke, abi make them cut im d!ck comot ni

If dem give u knife u go get mind cut am?
if i have such as a father.....i will drug him and cut it off
and face d consequences......buh thank GOD ma fathers libido never misbehave to that extent
so him own dey misbehave atall..............na wa oo
yes na.....e dey misbehave for outside naa
u no say una men one woman no dey satisfy una
if una put one for house.....una go go find sweet sixteen wey go become una hand bag
abeggi i don pass jor
hahahah...............d man na correct guy oohh
u dey laff abi
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blessedme at 27-01-2011 12:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Pointzero on 27-01-2011 12:31 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:26 PM
i don tell u finish....i for cut am then await wetin go happen
lemme tell u...u dont do some nasty things and call it mistake ooo
cos i will do worst and call it mistake too.....buh ma prayer is that God
shouldnt let some aborminable acts happen to us.....else we never can tell our reactions
na now u dey talk like person wey dey toilet 4 times a day......................lmao
meaning
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Pointzero at 27-01-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:45 PM
Quote from: Pointzero on 27-01-2011 12:32 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:30 PM
Quote from: Pointzero on 27-01-2011 12:22 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:16 PM
Quote from: blings_is_back on 27-01-2011 12:10 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 11:51 AM
Quote from: hotguy77 on 27-01-2011 11:39 AM
The man needs to be flogged
flog ke, abi make them cut im d!ck comot ni

If dem give u knife u go get mind cut am?
if i have such as a father.....i will drug him and cut it off
and face d consequences......buh thank GOD ma fathers libido never misbehave to that extent
so him own dey misbehave atall..............na wa oo
yes na.....e dey misbehave for outside naa
u no say una men one woman no dey satisfy una
if una put one for house.....una go go find sweet sixteen wey go become una hand bag
abeggi i don pass joru wan make i cry b/4?
hahahah...............d man na correct guy oohh
u dey laff abi

Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MissyBarbie at 27-01-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blings_is_back on 27-01-2011 12:34 PM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on 27-01-2011 12:25 PM
Quote from: blings_is_back on 27-01-2011 12:24 PM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on 27-01-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: blings_is_back on 27-01-2011 12:10 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 11:51 AM
Quote from: hotguy77 on 27-01-2011 11:39 AM
The man needs to be flogged
flog ke, abi make them cut im d!ck comot ni
If dem give u knife u go get mind cut am?
Make den gimme the knife first
if na u i knw sey u get bad mind........ make i run be4 u go cut my own join
Shuooooo.....no be small i go cut? why u dey run na

why i no go run?..... i never complete my mission with it na... haba

Na you talk that one oooo...no be me
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bella100 at 27-01-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: adams933 on 27-01-2011 09:05 AM
Quote from: Maestro35 on 27-01-2011 09:02 AM
a man was forced to the police custoday for impregnanting his daugther by his kinsmen he said that the most reason why he did it was that HIS daugther always return home lately in the nite with mini skate and bomb short. One day when she came back she was too drunk and lay helplessly  on the floor naked and nobady was at home that day  b4 he did it. Pals what do u think about this man

Attributes of a real man, who see food we him no go chop?
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Pointzero at 27-01-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:47 PM
Quote from: Pointzero on 27-01-2011 12:31 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:26 PM
i don tell u finish....i for cut am then await wetin go happen
lemme tell u...u dont do some nasty things and call it mistake ooo
cos i will do worst and call it mistake too.....buh ma prayer is that God
shouldnt let some aborminable acts happen to us.....else we never can tell our reactions
na now u dey talk like person wey dey toilet 4 times a day......................lmao
meaning
so u never no say person wey dey always shit dey excrete germs wey dey hinder brain 4rm reasoning....................lol

Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blessedme at 27-01-2011 12:52 PM (13 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blessedme at 27-01-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Pointzero on 27-01-2011 12:50 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:47 PM
Quote from: Pointzero on 27-01-2011 12:31 PM
Quote from: blessedme on 27-01-2011 12:26 PM
i don tell u finish....i for cut am then await wetin go happen
lemme tell u...u dont do some nasty things and call it mistake ooo
cos i will do worst and call it mistake too.....buh ma prayer is that God
shouldnt let some aborminable acts happen to us.....else we never can tell our reactions
na now u dey talk like person wey dey toilet 4 times a day......................lmao
meaning
so u never no say person wey dey always shit dey excrete germs wey dey hinder brain 4rm reasoning....................lol
i still dont get u
wait a minute...u mean what am saying are germs and ma brain is not reasoning fine or wat?
pls dont insult peeps all in d name of joke
Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Pointzero at 27-01-2011 12:57 PM (13 years ago)
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i am not insultin u dear...................i am kidding

Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Maestro35 at 27-01-2011 12:59 PM (13 years ago)
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the man wife been go camp meeting for 4 days

Posted: at 27-01-2011 12:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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