Jonny and family cat

Date: 28-01-2011 4:41 pm (13 years ago) | Author: MEMBER ISRAEL
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- at 28-01-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Johnny's mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat. The cat was sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat's afraid of water!"

Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."

Posted: at 28-01-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- omotoyosolabisi at 28-01-2011 05:24 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 28-01-2011 05:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-01-2011 05:31 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe gud one there poster
Posted: at 28-01-2011 05:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- belogh at 28-01-2011 05:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Yes good one, so must other here think be4 posting commends
Posted: at 28-01-2011 05:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 28-01-2011 06:01 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 28-01-2011 06:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 28-01-2011 07:51 PM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 28-01-2011 07:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 28-01-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 28-01-2011 06:12 PM
Una don scatter this jonny name,
every thing na jonny do am,
today jonny don baptism cat,
maybe tomorrow him go wedding bear and rabbit
I fear this jonny boyooo,poster you try Grin Grin Grin
ur name na johnny?
Posted: at 28-01-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 28-01-2011 09:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 28-01-2011 07:52 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 28-01-2011 06:12 PM
Una don scatter this jonny name,
every thing na jonny do am,
today jonny don baptism cat,
maybe tomorrow him go wedding bear and rabbit
I fear this jonny boyooo,poster you try Grin Grin Grin
ur name na johnny?
help me ask am o!
Posted: at 28-01-2011 09:58 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toinsauller at 28-01-2011 10:17 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 28-01-2011 10:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 28-01-2011 10:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 28-01-2011 10:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 29-01-2011 12:12 AM (13 years ago)
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strolling
Posted: at 29-01-2011 12:12 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 29-01-2011 12:39 AM (13 years ago)
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to were na?
Posted: at 29-01-2011 12:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-01-2011 01:06 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 29-01-2011 01:06 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 29-01-2011 01:30 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 28-01-2011 07:52 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 28-01-2011 06:12 PM
Una don scatter this jonny name,
every thing na jonny do am,
today jonny don baptism cat,
maybe tomorrow him go wedding bear and rabbit
I fear this jonny boyooo,poster you try Grin Grin Grin
ur name na johnny?
yes na
or abi u neva know since say na him be the jonny wey them don de talk about since?
Posted: at 29-01-2011 01:30 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 29-01-2011 09:17 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 29-01-2011 09:17 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-01-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago)
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not interesting to me
abeg post am again
Posted: at 29-01-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- collins91 at 12-10-2011 04:19 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 12-10-2011 04:19 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 12-10-2011 08:45 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 12-10-2011 08:45 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-10-2011 09:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 28-01-2011 06:12 PM
Una don scatter this jonny name,
every thing na jonny do am,
today jonny don baptism cat,
maybe tomorrow him go wedding bear and rabbit
I fear this jonny boyooo,poster you try Grin Grin Grin

 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-10-2011 09:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-10-2011 10:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 12-10-2011 10:04 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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