expensive car

Date: 03-02-2011 11:37 am (13 years ago) | Author: olawunmi abiodun
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I was in a coffee shop a couple of weeks ago and I overheard this woman say, 'Guys who drive expensive cars have small penises.' I went to go talk to her. I'm like, 'Excuse me, ma'am. That is not entirely accurate because I drive a really inexpensive car and I also have a small penis.

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- sandra-marbel at 3-02-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago)
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- terryworld at 3-02-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago)
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dis is a crap!!

Posted: at 3-02-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 3-02-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
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@poster!y u de always derive joy in posting nonsence
wetin we do u na? Sad
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- yuu12 at 3-02-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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xavexdo5 u dey mad
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sandra-marbel on  3-02-2011 12:38 PM
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- cynthia4Uall at 3-02-2011 03:18 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
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- Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 02:56 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sandra-marbel on  3-02-2011 12:38 PM
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Posted: at 4-02-2011 02:56 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 03:04 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xavexdo5 on  3-02-2011 12:45 PM
@poster!y u de always derive joy in posting nonsence
wetin we do u na? Sad

him chop frog pepper soup and fanta Shocked Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-02-2011 03:04 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cynthia4Uall at 4-02-2011 11:37 AM (13 years ago)
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- simele at 4-02-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xavexdo5 on  3-02-2011 12:45 PM
@poster!y u de always derive joy in posting nonsence
wetin we do u na? Sad

ooooooooo
Posted: at 4-02-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 4-02-2011 08:43 PM (13 years ago)
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will be back

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- sixtyhoneyy at 4-02-2011 08:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xavexdo5 on  3-02-2011 12:45 PM
@poster!y u de always derive joy in posting nonsence
wetin we do u na? Sad
hahaha Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- sixtyhoneyy at 4-02-2011 09:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: yuu12 on  3-02-2011 12:49 PM
xavexdo5 u dey mad
but na truth he be talk na Grin
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- sixtyhoneyy at 4-02-2011 09:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-02-2011 03:04 AM
Quote from: xavexdo5 on  3-02-2011 12:45 PM
@poster!y u de always derive joy in posting nonsence
wetin we do u na? Sad

him chop frog pepper soup and fanta Shocked Grin Grin
Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy skypon you don chop am befor Huh?
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- DaCutest at 4-02-2011 09:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on  3-02-2011 03:01 PM
Quote from: sandra-marbel on  3-02-2011 12:38 PM
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lemme follow you>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
abeg i wan follow u

Posted: at 4-02-2011 09:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 5-02-2011 02:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sixtyhoneyy on  4-02-2011 09:05 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-02-2011 03:04 AM
Quote from: xavexdo5 on  3-02-2011 12:45 PM
@poster!y u de always derive joy in posting nonsence
wetin we do u na? Sad

him chop frog pepper soup and fanta Shocked Grin Grin
Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy skypon you don chop am befor Huh?

no oooo
but na so people wey chop am dey behave Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-02-2011 02:39 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- soki4real at 5-02-2011 02:56 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  5-02-2011 02:39 AM
Quote from: sixtyhoneyy on  4-02-2011 09:05 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-02-2011 03:04 AM
Quote from: xavexdo5 on  3-02-2011 12:45 PM
@poster!y u de always derive joy in posting nonsence
wetin we do u na? Sad

him chop frog pepper soup and fanta Shocked Grin Grin
Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy skypon you don chop am befor Huh?

no oooo
but na so people wey chop am dey behave Grin Grin

Oga no lie for me here oo, you don chop ahm b4 n dat is why you know the taste  Grin Grin Grin
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- Skypon2002 at 7-02-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
hahaahahhahahaaa
wahai, i never chop am b4

Posted: at 7-02-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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