Death bed

Jake was on his deathbed while his wife, Becky, maintained a steady vigil by his side. As she held his fragile hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his, and roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to quiver with sound.

"My darling Becky," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep Shhh! Don't talk."

But he was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your sister, your best friend and our next door neighbor."

Becky mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now Jake, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said. "Why do you think I poisoned you?"

Posted: at 15-11-2008 02:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lloolll..hear which word....n thx  d insults...i appreciate....

Posted: at 15-11-2008 02:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

umm..i didnt kno sum1 else had postd d joke..cos i havnt gone thru d whole 4rum...and to prove u had manners all u had 2 do was say so politely..not expressx ur randomness by insultx.....

Posted: at 15-11-2008 05:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i shld look b4 i leap..u kno how many posts der r on??n wit d numba dont u think der is d probability of some jokes repeatx??i suck...thx 4 lettx me kno...at least i tried n sucked...d greatest sucka is one who neva tries at all...

Posted: at 15-11-2008 05:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice joke

Posted: at 15-11-2008 06:15 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

 

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