I'm I at fault?

Date: 08-02-2011 5:23 am (13 years ago) | Author: michael Oluwafemi AjYI
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- at 8-02-2011 05:23 AM (13 years ago)
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when I was young in our village, if we steal something we will not eat it for the rest of the year, I stole meat in February and been punished till November when I went to pay my uncle a visit in town. there the case is vice versa, his son stole 1 sweet and my uncle said you stole sweet you stole sweet my dear give him 100 sweet more and he must finish it next time he will not steal sweet again. that was the punishment. the boy begin to cry, you know omo butty. I now wait till December when they've fried meats, I went to the conner took one meat straight to my mouth when my uncle was passing he didn't see me and I dropped it until when he saw me and caught me, he said what are you doing I said uncle I stole a meat, he shouted on me and asked his wife to give me 100 meat that next time I will not steal meat again, I pretends as if I was crying but inside me I was happy and willing to steal more, I don't know who sent the wife message say make she pity me, she manage to give me 60 meat that I should eat it before my uncle comes out. I cried unto her that she should complete the meat and even make it more than 100 so  that I could complete my punishment 

Posted: at 8-02-2011 05:23 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- at 8-02-2011 06:54 AM (13 years ago)
@porster boy you don kolo finish Grin Grin Grin,
you be really kolo thief,
abeg go put your head inside shit Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-02-2011 06:54 AM (13 years ago) |
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- xter at 8-02-2011 07:07 AM (13 years ago)
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Nearly d best joke ever

Posted: at 8-02-2011 07:07 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 8-02-2011 07:24 AM (13 years ago)
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bros, u be confirmed thief ooooo  Grin Grin
na him be say u go dey thief meat everyday  Grin Grin

u go even thief money so that them go give u the money X100 Grin Grin

Posted: at 8-02-2011 07:24 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mrvoue at 8-02-2011 08:29 AM (13 years ago)
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kai! poster u be lion? y u no go steal alomo bitters make u knw wossop.barao banza
Posted: at 8-02-2011 08:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 8-02-2011 10:58 AM (13 years ago)
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U be thief oooooo

Posted: at 8-02-2011 10:58 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sixtyhoneyy at 8-02-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago)
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i pass
Posted: at 8-02-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-02-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago)
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posta,u 4 steel bitter leaf or yoyo bitter

Posted: at 8-02-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 12-02-2011 09:30 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  8-02-2011 07:07 AM
Nearly d best joke ever
Huh?

Posted: at 12-02-2011 09:30 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 12-02-2011 10:22 AM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 12-02-2011 10:22 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Teeteeylaryor at 12-02-2011 10:55 AM (13 years ago)
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ah ha ah aheh ehe he ehe he eh hio hio  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
armyrobber

Posted: at 12-02-2011 10:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandra-marbel at 12-02-2011 11:18 AM (13 years ago)
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i'm smiling Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 12-02-2011 11:18 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Freesmile at 12-02-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago)
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i nearly laugh!
Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 12-02-2011 01:29 PM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sixtyhoneyy at 12-02-2011 01:37 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Freesmile at 12-02-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sixtyhoneyy on 12-02-2011 01:37 PM
ok

ok wetin happen
Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 12-02-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago)
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thief in d forum make u na run oooo

me i zoom off>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..
Posted: at 12-02-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- opesoyemi at 12-02-2011 02:13 PM (13 years ago)
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u do sabi thief ooo
Posted: at 12-02-2011 02:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 12-02-2011 05:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 12-02-2011 02:01 PM
thief in d forum make u na run oooo

me i zoom off>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..
lol
Posted: at 12-02-2011 05:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 12-02-2011 06:54 PM (13 years ago)
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make he tif one girl for hia,we go dash am others....hehe
Posted: at 12-02-2011 06:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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