PISS BETTING

Date: 10-02-2011 4:25 am (13 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 10-02-2011 04:25 AM (13 years ago)
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A man waka go meet d bartender, "I bet u #2000 dat I fit piss into dat cup keep over there n I no go miss a single drop."D bartender said, "There is no way you can do dat. Sure, I'll bet u on dat #2000." D man unzipped his trouser n begin to urinate all over the bar, spraying on d bottles even on d bartender not making a single drop in the cup. D bartender starts smiling n laughing n says, "Dat's it, u owe me 2k."

D man den walks over to d table where he was sitting n starts laughing n shaking hands with d men sitting there. He walks back to d bartender n hands him d money laughing at him.D bartender asks, "Y are u laughing? u just lost d bet."D man said, "I dey laugh bcuz I bet those guys over there 10k say I fit piss all over u n ur bar n u go still de laugh when I finish.


Posted: at 10-02-2011 04:25 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- simply4Christ at 10-02-2011 04:52 AM (13 years ago)
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It's funny. The man must be a real guiyo-yo. U tried.
Posted: at 10-02-2011 04:52 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- bodeniyi at 10-02-2011 06:21 AM (13 years ago)
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lol   
Posted: at 10-02-2011 06:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 10-02-2011 09:01 AM (13 years ago)
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i swear i wan piss ontop you  Grin
Posted: at 10-02-2011 09:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 10-02-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4pb4

Posted: at 10-02-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 10-02-2011 11:50 AM (13 years ago)
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Yep!
Posted: at 10-02-2011 11:50 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 10-02-2011 12:39 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4 b5 b6 b7 b8 b9 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 pb4..............

Posted: at 10-02-2011 12:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 10-02-2011 03:32 PM (13 years ago)
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pd'many  Angry Angry
Posted: at 10-02-2011 03:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- temzyflexxy at 10-02-2011 05:17 PM (13 years ago)
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u wan mak i piss 4 ur mouth, pb4 b20
Posted: at 10-02-2011 05:17 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheree at 10-02-2011 05:21 PM (13 years ago)
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I don hear am b4
Posted: at 10-02-2011 05:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 10-02-2011 10:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 10-02-2011 11:10 AM
pb4pb4
even u as person, na pb4 u be. Ur new name na Mr Pb4

Posted: at 10-02-2011 10:13 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 10-02-2011 10:17 PM (13 years ago)
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goin 2 d ladies,,,,
Posted: at 10-02-2011 10:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 10-02-2011 10:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: simply4Christ on 10-02-2011 04:52 AM
It's funny. The man must be a real guiyo-yo. U tried.

the guyoyo have guyed the guy Grin Grin

Posted: at 10-02-2011 10:57 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 10-02-2011 11:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheree on 10-02-2011 05:21 PM
I don hear am b4

where u see am
abi una dey talk joke for una house? Grin Grin

Posted: at 10-02-2011 11:00 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 10-02-2011 11:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 10-02-2011 11:00 PM
Quote from: Sheree on 10-02-2011 05:21 PM
I don hear am b4

where u see am
abi una dey talk joke for una house? Grin Grin
bros help me ask amoooo

Posted: at 10-02-2011 11:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 11-02-2011 08:07 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: temzyflexxy on 10-02-2011 05:17 PM
u wan mak i piss 4 ur mouth, pb4 b20
kai! i go shit 4 ur head  Angry
Posted: at 11-02-2011 08:07 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 11-02-2011 08:12 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 10-02-2011 10:57 PM
Quote from: simply4Christ on 10-02-2011 04:52 AM
It's funny. The man must be a real guiyo-yo. U tried.

the guyoyo have guyed the guy Grin Grin
but hasnt finished guying the guy cos the guy has a hidden guying skills in him

Posted: at 11-02-2011 08:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 16-02-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago)
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the guy doesnt have guying skills
if he had guying skills, he would have guyed the guy
but the guyoyo is a real guyoyo

Posted: at 16-02-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingtonbrown at 17-02-2011 12:24 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: temzyflexxy on 10-02-2011 05:17 PM
u wan mak i piss 4 ur mouth, pb4 b20
[/quote come, make i tell you,,,,,,make you no just try am ooo!
Posted: at 17-02-2011 12:24 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 17-02-2011 01:06 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-02-2011 01:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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