Hubby looking widow

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

Posted: at 17-11-2008 01:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

E b like sooo oooh... Bcos he no get arms and leg... So wats else apart from im KINI BIG DEAL???LOL

Posted: at 17-11-2008 02:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

THIS IS SERIOUS, I HOPE IT ISN'T WAT I'M THINKING.

Posted: at 17-11-2008 03:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

wetin you dey think?

Posted: at 17-11-2008 06:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

una too corrupt sef, why una mind dey go that place. why una no feel say na im lips im use.

Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:07 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

I read this joke again and its still funny...what did he used to rang the door bell?

Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Just like i tot...

Posted: at 18-11-2008 06:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

he cant use his lips neither

Posted: at 18-11-2008 09:51 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

what are you thinking?

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Posted: at 13-07-2011 12:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

nice

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Posted: at 14-07-2011 12:00 AM (12 years ago) | Hero