Lil Johny's argument with teacher

Date: 12-02-2011 10:08 am (13 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu

DaCutest at 12-02-2011 10:08 AM (13 years ago)

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One day in johny's class, Ms Evans d science teacher was talking evolution. Being an atheist said she didn't believe in God.

Just then Johny raised his hand
Johny: but God created mankind
Ms Evans: can u see God
Johny: no
Ms Evans: feel God
Johny: no
Ms Evans: hear God
Johny: no
Ms Evans: well then God does not exist
johny's then sat down and whispered to his friend
Johny: can u see Ms Evans' brain?
Friend: no
Johny: well then it does not exist

It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*

Posted: at 12-02-2011 10:08 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 12-02-2011 10:11 AM (13 years ago)

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make i just smile but i no laff oo

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 12-02-2011 10:11 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

temzyflexxy at 12-02-2011 11:38 AM (13 years ago)

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i tried laffing bt laff neva come na only smile

Posted: at 12-02-2011 11:38 AM (13 years ago) \| Newbie

Deffney at 12-02-2011 11:47 AM (13 years ago)

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Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart

Posted: at 12-02-2011 11:47 AM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

MrDon at 12-02-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago)

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CNT SAY DIS IS FUNY

Posted: at 12-02-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

sandra-marbel at 12-02-2011 12:00 PM (13 years ago)

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IT GOT MEE!!!! LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY Cheesy

Posted: at 12-02-2011 12:00 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

Freesmile at 12-02-2011 12:06 PM (13 years ago)

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very funny, good one there

Posted: at 12-02-2011 12:06 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

Freesmile at 12-02-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 12-02-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

giftmurphy at 12-02-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

omotoyosolabisi at 12-02-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 12-02-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Skypon2002 at 12-02-2011 10:18 PM (13 years ago)

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interesting but not funny Shocked

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 12-02-2011 10:18 PM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

terryworld at 13-02-2011 01:47 AM (13 years ago)

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ok i have heard

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 13-02-2011 01:47 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

soki4real at 13-02-2011 01:49 AM (13 years ago)

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i dey laugh but my lips are close

Posted: at 13-02-2011 01:49 AM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

Deffney at 13-02-2011 01:52 AM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: soki4real on 13-02-2011 01:49 AM

i dey laugh but my lips are close

can i see how it looks? Grin

Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart

Posted: at 13-02-2011 01:52 AM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

soki4real at 13-02-2011 01:54 AM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: Deffney on 13-02-2011 01:52 AM

Quote from: soki4real on 13-02-2011 01:49 AM

i dey laugh but my lips are close

can i see how it looks? Grin

Posted: at 13-02-2011 01:54 AM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

Deffney at 13-02-2011 02:02 AM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: soki4real on 13-02-2011 01:54 AM

Quote from: Deffney on 13-02-2011 01:52 AM

Quote from: soki4real on 13-02-2011 01:49 AM

i dey laugh but my lips are close

can i see how it looks? Grin

funny u!

Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart

Posted: at 13-02-2011 02:02 AM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

giftmurphy at 13-02-2011 07:15 PM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 13-02-2011 07:15 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

Skypon2002 at 17-02-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: soki4real on 13-02-2011 01:49 AM

i dey laugh but my lips are close

yep
that is what we call internal laughter.
that kind of laff makes the cardiovascular vessels in the body to provide a suitable membrane
for the production of blood in the heart. The red erythrocytes and the thrombocytes are also produced.
Grin

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 17-02-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Deffney at 17-02-2011 05:58 PM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 17-02-2011 04:45 PM

Quote from: soki4real on 13-02-2011 01:49 AM

i dey laugh but my lips are close

wehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart

Posted: at 17-02-2011 05:58 PM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Skypon2002 at 19-02-2011 09:48 PM (13 years ago)

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why u dey shout?

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 19-02-2011 09:48 PM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

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