PROFESSOR'S DEFINITION OF A KISS

Date: 17-11-2008 3:36 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 17-11-2008 03:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisegxwal salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.

Posted: at 17-11-2008 03:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- orezo at 17-11-2008 03:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Why r u not familiar with dat one???

By the way, what about proff of journalism...LOL
Posted: at 17-11-2008 03:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- karina at 17-11-2008 03:53 PM (15 years ago)
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UH UH
Posted: at 17-11-2008 03:53 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 17-11-2008 04:00 PM (15 years ago)
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prof omotola's definition of kiss is... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-11-2008 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 17-11-2008 07:19 PM (15 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 17-11-2008 07:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 17-11-2008 07:53 PM (15 years ago)
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you wan kiss omotola? Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 17-11-2008 07:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 17-11-2008 07:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Aha why u con dey argue face...I simply define kiss with those emoticons...
Posted: at 17-11-2008 07:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 17-11-2008 07:59 PM (15 years ago)
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una don leave amici, na omotola una wan come dey drag here abi.
Posted: at 17-11-2008 07:59 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lactose at 17-11-2008 08:27 PM (15 years ago)
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What about Prof. of Art would say
Posted: at 17-11-2008 08:27 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- nollylove at 7-06-2009 01:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Smiley
Posted: at 7-06-2009 01:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 11-06-2009 11:22 AM (14 years ago)
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na wa o
Posted: at 11-06-2009 11:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 15-06-2009 02:44 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin u definam
Posted: at 15-06-2009 02:44 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- SexyJuly at 15-06-2009 03:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Confused!!!
Posted: at 15-06-2009 03:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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