New Improved Lawnmowers

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".

The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can''t afford a thing to eat."

So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The lawyer said, "You''re going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall." 

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Posted: at 17-11-2008 04:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Is dis d remix of the former one???

Posted: at 18-11-2008 07:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

its called mirix

Posted: at 2-11-2011 09:02 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

still funny

Posted: at 3-11-2011 12:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 4-11-2011 11:46 AM (12 years ago) | Hero