Things That Grow To Themselves

Date: 17-11-2008 11:07 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Patgolden Etuk
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Shakespeare said, in "Venus and Adonis", that things that grow to themselves are growth's abuse. My friend, a renowned gynacologist, told me that it is women that fit into that expression. When I asked him why, he told me to go and study women well.  My study of women seems to agree with what my friend said, but in a funny way.  What do you think was in my friend's mind when he expressed that opinion, and what do you think I found out that makes it funny?

Posted: at 17-11-2008 11:07 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- lonelysnow at 17-11-2008 11:09 PM (15 years ago)
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emmmm..... brb
Posted: at 17-11-2008 11:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- princemech at 18-11-2008 12:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: lonelysnow on 17-11-2008 11:09 PM
emmmm..... brb
SAY SOMETHING MY GUY
Posted: at 18-11-2008 12:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femiking at 18-11-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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no idea my dear my dear.it is a relative term and can mean anything Huh?
Posted: at 18-11-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- eagleseyez at 18-11-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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"things that grow to themselves are growth abuse".......is he refering to pregnancy or smthg?, well, as u said, ur friend is a renowned gynaecologist so his reasons musta been gotten from some medical research that corresponds with shakespears hypothesis, cos it cant just be factual..... get some other topic brother
Posted: at 18-11-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- digitalman at 18-11-2008 02:24 PM (15 years ago)
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school dismiss away
Posted: at 18-11-2008 02:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- golddy at 20-11-2008 07:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: eagleseyez on 18-11-2008 12:48 PM
"things that grow to themselves are growth abuse".......is he refering to pregnancy or smthg?, well, as u said, ur friend is a renowned gynaecologist so his reasons musta been gotten from some medical research that corresponds with shakespears hypothesis, cos it cant just be factual..... get some other topic brother
[e be like you be eagletteye NOT eagleyez.  u no know say pregnancy de grow "out of" not "to" onesef? if u can do woman (instead of medical) research, as my friend did and asked me to do, u ku sabi wetin ur so called medical man had in mind and the funny thing i was able to see.  abi u no get woman yet?  if u no get, das why we are here in naija. date one!]
Posted: at 20-11-2008 07:56 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- osituga at 20-11-2008 08:03 PM (15 years ago)
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I no talk anything oooo...i no wan see woman panta again,,
Posted: at 20-11-2008 08:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- golddy at 20-11-2008 08:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: digitalman on 18-11-2008 02:24 PM
school dismiss away
Student wey no fit read 4 school na him de dismiss school 4 teacher.  u ask 4 "school (to) dismiss away" abi na "white-axe" u join or na "blackberry" ...... cult?
Posted: at 20-11-2008 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- osituga at 20-11-2008 08:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: golddy on 20-11-2008 08:12 PM
Quote from: digitalman on 18-11-2008 02:24 PM
school dismiss away
Student wey no fit read 4 school na him de dismiss school 4 teacher.  u ask 4 "school (to) dismiss away" abi na "white-axe" u join or na "blackberry" ...... cult?

D guy no sabi Book na.....NO be today i no am....Na cultist and na him dey scatter this forum....he's gonna got bursted soon
Posted: at 20-11-2008 08:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- lonelysnow at 20-11-2008 08:24 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 20-11-2008 08:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osituga at 20-11-2008 08:33 PM (15 years ago)
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watch okada and molue ooo
Posted: at 20-11-2008 08:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- queenb at 21-11-2008 01:58 AM (15 years ago)
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He's simply seyin dat women reproduce anything they recieve.
Posted: at 21-11-2008 01:58 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- osituga at 21-11-2008 02:07 AM (15 years ago)
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really?
Posted: at 21-11-2008 02:07 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- digitalman at 21-11-2008 05:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: golddy on 20-11-2008 08:12 PM
Quote from: digitalman on 18-11-2008 02:24 PM
school dismiss away
Student wey no fit read 4 school na him de dismiss school 4 teacher.  u ask 4 "school (to) dismiss away" abi na "white-axe" u join or na "blackberry" ...... cult?
u no well at all, but i no fit shout to u until u show up ur scar face. then i'll burst u
Posted: at 21-11-2008 05:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- digitalman at 21-11-2008 05:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: osituga on 20-11-2008 08:21 PM
Quote from: golddy on 20-11-2008 08:12 PM
Quote from: digitalman on 18-11-2008 02:24 PM
school dismiss away
Student wey no fit read 4 school na him de dismiss school 4 teacher.  u ask 4 "school (to) dismiss away" abi na "white-axe" u join or na "blackberry" ...... cult?

D guy no sabi Book na.....NO be today i no am....Na cultist and na him dey scatter this forum....he's gonna got bursted soon
i know say na run u dey run so, bakkassi ppl and OPC dey find u, so u r wanted
Posted: at 21-11-2008 05:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- golddy at 27-11-2008 11:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: digitalman on 21-11-2008 05:28 AM
Quote from: golddy on 20-11-2008 08:12 PM
Quote from: digitalman on 18-11-2008 02:24 PM
school dismiss away
Student wey no fit read 4 school na him de dismiss school 4 teacher.  u ask 4 "school (to) dismiss away" abi na "white-axe" u join or na "blackberry" ...... cult?
u no well at all, but i no fit shout to u until u show up ur scar face. then i'll burst u
scarred face need no bursting again. but if u want burst something, look in the mirror Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-11-2008 11:56 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- gen2esther at 28-11-2008 12:13 AM (15 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 28-11-2008 12:13 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- keveen at 28-11-2008 12:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Men... dhis place is hot! see matta!
Posted: at 28-11-2008 12:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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