Men Are Impossible to Please:

A girl sent this to me. I really dont like this

Men Are Impossible to Please
If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you're cheating.. then he sends a sms saying "don't tell me the battery story coz I know that line" 
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE , moving too fast; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men; If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover;
 If u are SMARTER than him, you're a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...
If u tell him your PROBLEMS he says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it 's
because he CARES for u
If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)
If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK; If he does WELL,
it's definitely BRAINS. (luck?)
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!

Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:32 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

MTTTTCCHHHEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

truth be told, most of these are true about men
we cant help it cos its the men's world

Posted: at 16-02-2011 12:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

naaaaa  its the Men's world.
Everything in nature has been configured by default to please the men.

Posted: at 16-02-2011 06:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

This is so beautiful and so true..kudos to the lady.

Posted: at 16-02-2011 08:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

@Missybarbie .....the writer missed something, a lady can never do without a man, if men keep their distance from women they believe is because something is wrong with them and they also think is bcos they are ugly so FREE MEN jor, women are too much to satisfied!!!

Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:13 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

 

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Posted: at 17-02-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Na lie jooo
Oh Sorry no comment

Posted: at 17-02-2011 04:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

@poster hmmmmmmm  

Posted: at 17-02-2011 04:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 17-02-2011 05:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero