Smart Fortune-teller

A king who discovered that he had been duped of a sizeable sum, summoned his fortune-teller to chastise him for not forseeing this calamity. The Smart fortune teller, got wind of the king's loss and came to the king pretending to be very sober.

And the king asked him sarcastically 'Mr fortune teller... Can u forsee the day u'll die?',
the fortune teller(knowing that his head might be on a platter in no distant time) said: 'Your highness! It has just been revealed to me that I'll die exactly 48hours before you'...
...no be person tell the king to give the guy 4 of his best bodyguards.

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Posted: at 16-02-2011 06:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

watin be this? na story abi na joke?

Posted: at 16-02-2011 07:15 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

fortune teller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: at 17-02-2011 06:21 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

no comment at all...wasnt here....

Posted: at 17-02-2011 08:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

ok

Posted: at 17-02-2011 10:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i go chase u, bring u back here

Posted: at 18-02-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u dey fear to comment?

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Posted: at 19-02-2011 11:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

you don choose?

Posted: at 26-04-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago) |

change ya style,
abi you wan kill with kiss?

Posted: at 26-04-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) |

but you fit change after commenting

Posted: at 26-04-2011 07:13 PM (13 years ago) |