Danfo driver

Date: 17-02-2011 6:29 pm (13 years ago) | Author: kay
- at 17-02-2011 06:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Danfo driver
A pastor and a danfo driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter
was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the danfo driver.

The danfo driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a
mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.

'Wow, thank you', said the danfo driver.

Next, St. Peter led the pastor  to a rugged old shack with a bunk
bed and a little old television set.

'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the pastor.
'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a pastor, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'

'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the
danfo driver drove, everyone prayed and shouted Jesus !!!!!!.'

Posted: at 17-02-2011 06:29 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Skipo4u at 17-02-2011 07:05 PM (13 years ago)
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thats funny
Posted: at 17-02-2011 07:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 17-02-2011 07:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Hahahaha
Posted: at 17-02-2011 07:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skipo4u at 17-02-2011 08:02 PM (13 years ago)
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the driver must be a rough driver
Posted: at 17-02-2011 08:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 17-02-2011 09:10 PM (13 years ago)
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nice...
Posted: at 17-02-2011 09:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 17-02-2011 09:35 PM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 17-02-2011 09:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skipo4u at 17-02-2011 10:22 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 17-02-2011 10:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-02-2011 11:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice one  Smiley Smiley Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- olooworlay at 18-02-2011 12:40 AM (13 years ago)
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javascript:void(0); Wink Cheesy
Posted: at 18-02-2011 12:40 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 18-02-2011 02:28 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-02-2011 02:28 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kenolis at 18-02-2011 02:36 AM (13 years ago)
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this is the type of joke i like...
you tried but am fursing my self to lough out...
just smiling. Smiley
Posted: at 18-02-2011 02:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 18-02-2011 03:15 AM (13 years ago)
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kool
Posted: at 18-02-2011 03:15 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 18-02-2011 06:26 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahaha
Posted: at 18-02-2011 06:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 18-02-2011 06:34 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cool
Posted: at 18-02-2011 06:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 18-02-2011 08:28 AM (13 years ago)
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i no laff ooo
na only una, na him know wetin dey make una laff Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 18-02-2011 08:28 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- matadex04 at 18-02-2011 10:29 AM (13 years ago)
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:-) nyc one guy!
Posted: at 18-02-2011 10:29 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- enoibd at 18-02-2011 10:45 AM (13 years ago)
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nice joke Grin
Posted: at 18-02-2011 10:45 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skipo4u at 18-02-2011 01:14 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 18-02-2011 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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