Chinese Jews

Date: 18-11-2008 12:35 am (15 years ago) | Author: Esther Okure
- at 18-11-2008 12:35 AM (15 years ago)
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Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. 'Sid,'
asked Al, 'are there any Jews in China?'

'I don't know,' Sid replied. 'Why don't we ask the waiter?'

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any
Chinese Jews?'

'I don't know sir, let me ask,' the waiter replied, and he
went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes
and said, 'No, sir. No, Chinese Jews.'

'Are you sure?' Al asked.

'I will check again, sir,' the waiter replied and went back
to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, 'I
cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people
are scattered everywhere.'

When the waiter returned he said, 'Sir, no Chinese Jews.'

'Are you really sure?' Al asked again. 'I cannot believe
there are no Chinese Jews.'

'Sir, I ask everyone,' the waiter replied exasperated. 'We
have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and
Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews.'

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-11-2008 12:35 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 18-11-2008 06:35 AM (15 years ago)
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you go fear jews(sorry i mean juice) na
thumbs up!!! you don dey try Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-11-2008 06:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 18-11-2008 08:38 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- karina at 18-11-2008 11:31 AM (15 years ago)
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nice one jews is to juice hmm. thumbs up gal
Posted: at 18-11-2008 11:31 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 18-11-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Wonderful...
Posted: at 18-11-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 20-05-2013 07:55 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
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- mary11 at 20-05-2013 08:46 PM (10 years ago)
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4 years ago

Posted: at 20-05-2013 08:46 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 20-05-2013 09:25 PM (10 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 20-05-2013 09:25 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 21-05-2013 07:09 AM (10 years ago)
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Ya
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- queenrukky at 21-05-2013 02:27 PM (10 years ago)
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nyc
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- francischi at 23-05-2013 12:46 PM (10 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue

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