WHO OWN THE BABY, THE MAN OR THE WOMAN?

Date: 18-02-2011 9:39 am (13 years ago) | Author: Ebenco
- at 18-02-2011 09:39 AM (13 years ago)
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A man & his wife were in court 4 divorce. D problem is who gets d custody of d child. D wife jumps up & said, ur honour I brought d child in 2 this world in pains & labour, he should be in my custody. D Judge turns to d husband & ask what he has 2 say. D man then said calmly ur honour, if i put my ATM card into an ATM machine & cash comes out... whose cash is it?:.............. D machine's or mine?

Posted: at 18-02-2011 09:39 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- matadex04 at 18-02-2011 11:17 AM (13 years ago)
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Shey d machine dey craze ni, d man ofcouse! bcos na em send a mail
Posted: at 18-02-2011 11:17 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 18-02-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4 b4 Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-02-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 21-02-2011 01:00 AM (13 years ago)
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oya bring knife come Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-02-2011 01:00 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 21-02-2011 06:40 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 18-02-2011 01:09 PM
make dem share d pikin half na
make dem donate d pickin 2 modaless home
Posted: at 21-02-2011 06:40 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 22-02-2011 06:26 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
na me carry am go there Grin
Posted: at 22-02-2011 06:26 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 22-02-2011 06:40 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-02-2011 06:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 24-02-2011 12:11 AM (13 years ago)
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nna nawao!!!
Posted: at 24-02-2011 12:11 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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